I'm addicted to the spice melange

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  1. Danoz

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    It tastes of cinnamon.
     
  2. Maestro

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    I always figured it would.
     
  3. JuanBolio

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    I find myself eating spicy red-colored dishes while watching the original Dune movie and the two miniseries. I can feel my consciousness expanding, and frankly its delicious.
     
  4. Robert Maxwell

    Robert Maxwell so far this is a dumb future Premium Member

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    No matter how many hot wings I eat, though, I don't seem to gain the ability to fold space.
     
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    MeanJoePhaser FTW!
     
  7. Daneel

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    I've never really cared for the taste of cinnamon. Is there any possible way I can become prescient without consuming melange? I'm even willing to forgo that whole "being worshipped as a messiah" thing.
     
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    The sleeper has awakened! [​IMG]
     
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    He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

    Oh, wait, wrong film.
     
  12. Mike Farley

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    [Richard Pryor]You can't get hooked....not on no spice. I've been taking spice for 376 years and I ain't hooked![/Richard Pryor]
     
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    Hi Paul, I'm Spartacus.
     
  14. ManOnTheWave

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    I thought it tasted like poo.
     
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  17. ManOnTheWave

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    :lol:
     
  18. JuanBolio

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    Common misconception. Navigators don't fold space, they see the safe route through foldspace by way of the limited prescience the spice imparts on them. The ship's engines do the folding.
     
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    :lol: :techman:
     
  20. trekkiedane

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    True that, but if you wash them down with a bit of burbon and a beer you can unfold space!

    Don't believe me? -Try eating as described -then fart, and observe how space unfolds; everybody seem to be moving away from you...