If you were on the Enterprise D, what would you do?

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  1. T'Girl

    T'Girl Vice Admiral Admiral

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    ^ If you look like your avatar, Picard would simply give you the command codes.
     
  2. Kirby

    Kirby Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    First I'd set course for Mars, pick up random stuff from around the ship, and beam it down to the planet to really screw with Rover. After that, set a course and see whats out there.
     
  3. Dale Sams

    Dale Sams Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Berate TPTB for ripping off a poor TOS episode.
     
  4. Captain Rob

    Captain Rob Commodore Commodore

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    First I'd have the computer takeover every television satellite and then broadcast in every language:
    "People of Earth. This is God. And I'm very dissappointed in you."
     
  5. AloriaDax

    AloriaDax Lieutenant Junior Grade Red Shirt

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    ^ I like. :)
    It might seem a little boring but I would head to ten forward for a drink and a story with Guinan, then maybe some painting with Data.
     
  6. Arpy

    Arpy Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    ^^

    Great, truly immortalize William Shatner when the resistance uses his sound clip as their call to arms: What does God need with a starship?
     
  7. Captain Rob

    Captain Rob Commodore Commodore

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    Resistance is futile.
    God needs a starship to house his disciples. 100 of the finest human female examples drawn from all of the Hooters of the US.
     
  8. Vito Corleone

    Vito Corleone Lieutenant Junior Grade Red Shirt

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    As long as they don't turn out to be silicone-based lifeforms in disguise... ;)
     
  9. Josan

    Josan Commodore Commodore

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    If I were on the Enterprise-D... well, depends on whether I'm good or bad, but either way my first impulse would be to take out Troi.
     
  10. Captain Rob

    Captain Rob Commodore Commodore

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    That would require a thorough and complete physical examination of each lifeform as they come aboard.
    Silicone-based bad. Silicone-enhanced (or saline enhanced) good. Naturally enhanced better.
     

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