Discussion in 'General Trek Discussion' started by Mars, Sep 11, 2012.
^ If you look like your avatar, Picard would simply give you the command codes.
First I'd set course for Mars, pick up random stuff from around the ship, and beam it down to the planet to really screw with Rover. After that, set a course and see whats out there.
Berate TPTB for ripping off a poor TOS episode.
First I'd have the computer takeover every television satellite and then broadcast in every language:
"People of Earth. This is God. And I'm very dissappointed in you."
^ I like.
It might seem a little boring but I would head to ten forward for a drink and a story with Guinan, then maybe some painting with Data.
Great, truly immortalize William Shatner when the resistance uses his sound clip as their call to arms: What does God need with a starship?
Resistance is futile.
God needs a starship to house his disciples. 100 of the finest human female examples drawn from all of the Hooters of the US.
As long as they don't turn out to be silicone-based lifeforms in disguise...
If I were on the Enterprise-D... well, depends on whether I'm good or bad, but either way my first impulse would be to take out Troi.
That would require a thorough and complete physical examination of each lifeform as they come aboard.
Silicone-based bad. Silicone-enhanced (or saline enhanced) good. Naturally enhanced better.
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