I must apologize...

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  1. sayonara maru

    sayonara maru Lieutenant

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    I think not. Any harder might leave the landing strip ... rather raw..
     
  2. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Raw?

    Wimp.

    Jerking off till you bleed isn't a problem. The scab that builds up to replace the missing dermis is tolerable even if you have to learn how to wank around the area under repair for a couple weeks, but it's when you're in a public bathroom using a urinal when the fellah beside you is checking out your package and there's a rich dark red encrustation on your bellend like a third thumbnail and they get all judgy like that's not the only reason they're not in heat.

    Wimp, wimp.

    Do you think that if it was up to men that lube would have been invented?

    Sorry.

    Do you think that if it was up to straight men that lube would have been invented?

    Sorry.

    Do you think that if it was up to straight men who like their girlfriends to wear a strapon that lube would have been invented?

    Raw should be first base.
     
  3. Avon

    Avon Commodore Commodore

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    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk_XaJ7gE4Q[/yt]

    also for a bullshit thread this is kinda lame
     
  4. teacake

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    Guy you misunderstand the O.P. In this incarnation he is pretending to be a woman. Hence the landing strip comment. We're all supposed to be aghast. Or something.
     
  5. sayonara maru

    sayonara maru Lieutenant

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    Girls see wankering through a different perspective than you guys do boy-o


     
  6. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    What is love?

    Love is a temporary hormonal imbalance curable by marriage.
     
  7. sayonara maru

    sayonara maru Lieutenant

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    LOLOLO! I can certainly attest to that!!!


     
  8. teacake

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    It's because people live together, thus smooshing all the space that allows hormones and anticipation and longing to exist until they no longer have room to breath.
     
  9. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    You don't own a periscope?

    If women weren't such hateful creatures they would all tattoo a large letter X in helvetica at the furtherest reach of all their major cavities to give us blokes a fair target to bead between our crosshairs.
     
  10. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Oy. There's not a sufficient quantity of brain bleach in the world to get anyone to un-see THAT action. :barf:
     
  11. Avon

    Avon Commodore Commodore

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    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt69cqSEqCY[/yt]
     
  12. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Why, because they're fat? Don't be a dick.
     
  13. Captain Kathryn

    Captain Kathryn Commodore Commodore

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    Oh no...another reincarnation of you-know-who?
    When will it end????
    This is getting stupid! :ack:
     
  14. Avon

    Avon Commodore Commodore

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    April 1st 2014.

    This is our Year of Hell.
     
  15. Melakon

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    In other words, you're saying "I must apologize... but I won't."
     
  16. Captain Kathryn

    Captain Kathryn Commodore Commodore

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    We need to pull a Janeway...go down with the ship and alter the timeline and forget this nonsense.
    :scream::scream::scream::scream:
     
  17. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    In that case..


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  18. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    While we're doing that lets delete someone.
     
  19. Avon

    Avon Commodore Commodore

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    mmm sweaty janeway haha
     
  20. Captain Kathryn

    Captain Kathryn Commodore Commodore

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    :devil:
     
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