"I, Mudd" Line-by-Line!

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  1. Orac

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    Mudd: The patrol reacted in a hostile manner.
     
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    ^^^ beat me to it! EDIT!

    Kirk; "They fired on him."
     
  3. LeadHead

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    Kirk: They fired at him!
     
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    MUDD: They've no respect for private property. They damaged the bloody spaceship. Well, I got away, but I couldn't navigate, so I wandered out through unmapped space, and here I found Mudd.
     
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    Spock: You went to substantial risk and effort to lure a starship here, logically you must have a compelling motive.
     
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    MUDD: Spock, you're going to love it here. They all talk just the way you do.
     
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    Kirk: Come on, get on with it, Harry.
     
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    Mudd: Yes, well, right, laddybuck. So here I am in a planet with over two hundred thousand hard-working, happy androids, all of whom exist merely to serve my every whim. It's absolute paradise
     
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    SPOCK: Then I'm unable to discern your problem.
     
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    Mudd: They won't let me go! They want to study me! They want to learn more about human beings.
     
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    Kirk: They picked a fine representative.
     
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    Mudd: Watch your tongue, lad. You're talking about Mudd the First. Well, anyway, I ran out of ideas. I simply ran out of things for them to do, and they insisted that I bring them more human beings. They need human beings to serve, to study. So I had to promise them a prime sample. A starship captain. Bright, loyal, fearless and imaginative. Any captain would have done. I was lucky to get you. So you are going to take over for me here, and I can get off this rock and back to civilisation.
     
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    Kirk: I think not Harry.
     
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    Mudd: You misunderstand me, lad. I'm not asking you. I'm telling you. You've no choice. Show them to their quarters.
     
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    Norman/Alice's: Yes, my Lord Mudd
     
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    Alice: This way, please.
     
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    McCoy: (pointing to curtain) Harry, whats This?
     
  18. Orac

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    Mudd: Ah. That, gentlemen, is a shrine to the memory of my beloved Stella.
     
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    Kirk: Who?
     
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    Mudd: Stella, my wife.

    (Reveals a woman with a sour face.)
     

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