"I, Mudd" Line-by-Line!

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  1. Athena28

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    MUDD: Yes, well, I organized a technical information service bringing modern industrial techniques to backward planets, making available certain valuable patents to struggling young civilizations throughout the galaxy.
     
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    Kirk: Did you pay royalties to the owners of those patents?
     
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    MUDD: Well ... actually, Kirk, as a defender of the free-enterprise system, I found myself in a ...in a rather ambiguous conflict as a matter of principle.
     
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    Spock: He did not pay royalties.
     
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    Mudd: Knowledge, sir, should be free to all.
     
  6. LeadHead

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    Kirk: Who caught you?
     
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    MUDD: That, sir, is an outrageous assumption.
     
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    Kirk: Yes, who caught you?
     
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    MUDD: I, uh ... I sold the Denebians all the rights to a Vulcan fuel synthesizer.
     
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    Kirk: And the Denebians contacted the Vulcans.
     
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    MUDD: How'd you know?
     
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    KIRK: That's what I would have done.
     
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    MUDD: It's typical police mentality. No sense of humor. They arrested me.
     
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    MCCOY: Oh, I find that shocking.
     
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    MUDD: Worse than that. Do know what the penalty for fraud is on Deneb Five?
     
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    Of course Spock knows this!

    Spock: The guilty party has his choice; Death by electrocution, Death by gas, Death by Phaser, Death by hanging...
     
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    MUDD: The key word in your entire peroration, Mr. Spock, was ... d-death. Barbarians. Well, of course, I left.
     
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    Kirk: He broke jail.
     
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    MUDD: I borrowed transportation.
     
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    Kirk: He stole a spaceship.
     

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