"I, Mudd" Line-by-Line!

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by Santa Garrus, Dec 29, 2013.

  1. Enterprise1981

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    KIRK: It seems we're going to take a little trip.

    Four days later...

    KIRK: Captain's log. Stardate 4513.3. After having been taken over by an android, the Enterprise has been under way at warp seven for four days. Now we are entering orbit around a planet which has never been charted.
     
  2. Saint John Talbot

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    Norman: Captain Kirk. The following individuals will be transported down to our planet. Yourself, science officer, medical officer, communications officer and navigator.
     
  3. Enterprise1981

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    KIRK: Any meetings or discussions can be held aboard the Enterprise.
     
  4. Santa Garrus

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    Norman: If you do not come with me, you engines will be destroyed and you will be trapped her in orbit forever.
     
  5. Enterprise1981

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    KIRK: I must say that's a gracious invitation.
     
  6. Santa Garrus

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    Norman: There is a word, among us, there is no corresponding meaning, but it seems to mean something to you humans.
     
  7. Enterprise1981

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    KIRK: And what is that word?
     
  8. Santa Garrus

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    Norman: Please.

    Minutes later, Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Uhura, Chekov and Norman beam into a chamber.


    Norman: Our planet is what you would classify as K-type, adaptable for humans by the use of pressure domes and life support systems.

    Norman walks up to a door and encounters two identical women next to it.

    Norman: I have brought them.
     
  9. Enterprise1981

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    ALICE 1: He is waiting.
     
  10. Santa Garrus

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    Alice: If you will follow us, please.

    The door opens and the Alice's lead the Enterprise crew into the throne room where 2 more Alice's stand next to the throne, seated on the throne is...
     
  11. Saint John Talbot

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    Kirk: I don't believe it.
     
  12. Santa Garrus

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    Harry Mudd: Welcome aboard, Kirk. It's been a long time, eh?
     
  13. Saint John Talbot

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    Kirk: Harry Mudd.
     
  14. Santa Garrus

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    Mudd: Well, to be absolutely accurate laddybuck, you should refer to me as Mudd the First, ruler of this entire sovereign planet.
     
  15. Saint John Talbot

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    Kirk: Ruler? Harry, I want control of my ship returned immediately. We have no intention of staying as your guests.
     
  16. mach7

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    Mudd: Well, I'm afraid there's a bit of a problem there.
     
  17. Santa Garrus

    Santa Garrus Calibrating the Holidays Premium Member

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    Kirk takes out his communicator.

    Kirk: Kirk to Enterprise.
     
  18. Saint John Talbot

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    Mudd: Alice.
     
  19. Santa Garrus

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    Kirk: Kirk to Enterprise.

    Alice takes Kirk's communicator and crushes it with her bare hand.
     
  20. Enterprise1981

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    MUDD: Now, now, now, now, Jamie boy, let's have no unauthorized communications.