"I, Mudd" Line-by-Line!

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  1. LeadHead

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    Spock: That is a human emotion of which I am totally unfamiliar. How could I be unhappy?
     
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    McCoy: Well, we found a whole world of minds that work just like yours. Logical, unemotional, completely pragmatic. And we poor, irrational humans whipped them in a fair fight. Now you'll find yourself back among us illogical humans again.
     
  3. LeadHead

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    Spock: Which I find eminately satisfactory, Doctor. For nowhere am I so desperately needed as on a ship full of illogical humans.
     
  4. ClayinCA

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    KIRK: Touché, Bones.
     
  5. Athena28

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    MUDD: I've never heard of anything so revolting. We'll soon get to the bottom of this.
     
  6. ClayinCA

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    MUDD: Kirk, now what's this I hear about my having to stay here?
     
  7. LeadHead

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    Kirk: Yes, Mudd, you've been paroled to the android population of this planet.
     
  8. ClayinCA

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    SPOCK: The androids are being reprogrammed. Their original purpose was to adapt this planet for productive use. They'll begin that work again.
     
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    MUDD: But what do I do? Kirk, I'm no scientist.
     
  10. ClayinCA

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    KIRK: No, you're an irritant. You'll stay here and provide a first-class example to the androids of a human failure. They'll learn by close observation how to avoid ones like you in the future.
     
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    Kirk: No, you're an irritant. You'll stay here and provide a first-class example to the androids of a human failure. They'll learn by close observation how to avoid ones like you in the future.
     
  12. LeadHead

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    Mudd: How long?
     
  13. ClayinCA

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    KIRK: As long as you continue to be an irritant, Harry. It's up to you.
     
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    MUDD: I suppose that taking everything into consideration, as it were, and noting all the different possibilities, I could manage. And as detention sentences go, this one isn't too uncomfortable. And I'm back in the galaxy again.
     
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    Kirk: Yes, you are. Oh, there's one more thing, Harry. We've programmed a special android attendant to take care of your every need. She'll help you find an incentive to work with the androids and not exploit them
     
  16. ClayinCA

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    KIRK: Yes, you are. Oh, there's one more thing, Harry. We've programmed a special android attendant to take care of your every need. She'll help you find an incentive to work with the androids and not exploit them.
     
  17. Athena28

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    MUDD: I call that unexpectedly civil of you, Captain.
     
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    KIRK: Yes.
     
  19. Athena28

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    FIRST STELLA: Harcourt! Harcourt Fenton Mudd, what have you been up to? Have you been drinking again? You answer me!
     
  20. BlueStuff

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    MUDD: Shut up!