"I, Mudd" Line-by-Line!

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  1. LeadHead

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    Norman: There is no explosive.
     
  2. Orac

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    Kirk: No? Observe. Fore! (Mudd swings.) Boom!

    (Everyone except Spock staggers around with hands over their ears.)

    Kirk: Are you alright?

    (Spock quietly exits.)
     
  3. BlueStuff

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    NORMAN: But there was no explosion.
     
  4. mach7

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    Mudd: I lied.
     
  5. BlueStuff

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    NORMAN: What?
     
  6. mach7

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    Kirk: He lied. Everything Harry tells you is a lie. Remember that. Everything Harry tells you is a lie.
     
  7. Orac

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    Mudd: Listen to this carefully, Norman. I am lying.
     
  8. mach7

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    Norman: You say you are lying, but if everything you say is a lie then you are telling the truth, but you cannot tell the truth because everything you say is a lie. You lie. You tell the truth. But you cannot for. Illogical! Illogical! Please explain.
     
  9. Orac

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    Kirk: I am not programmed to respond in that area.
     
  10. mach7

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    Missed line:

    Norman: You are human, only humans can explain their behavior. Please explain.
     
  11. Orac

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    Kirk: I am not programmed to respond in that area.
     
  12. LeadHead

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    The smoke from Normans head intensifies, Norman deactivates.

    Spock: I believe they are all immobilized, Captain.
     
  13. Orac

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    Kirk: Good.
     
  14. BoredShipCapt'n

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    Mudd: Kirk, old man, I'm beginning to develop considerable respect for you.
     
  15. Athena28

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    KIRK: Why, thank you.
     
  16. mach7

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    Mudd: Would you consider entering a partnership agreement with me? I've got some ideas.
     
  17. Athena28

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    KIRK: A partnership arrangement? You and me?
     
  18. BlueStuff

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    MUDD: Yes.
     
  19. Athena28

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    KIRK: I've got something else in mind. Let's go.
     
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    McCOY: Well, you must be very unhappy, Mister Spock.