"I, Mudd" Line-by-Line!

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  1. Orac

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    Alice 1: I am directed to observe the situation.

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    Alice 1: He is malfunctioning?
     
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    MCCOY: He is dying.
     
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    ALICE 1: If you take him to your Sickbay, will he be repaired?
     
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    KIRK: Oh, yes.
     
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    Uhura: No, they're lying. It's a trick. Doctor McCoy injected something into Harry Mudd to make him look sick. It's a trick to get back aboard and sabotage the ship.
     
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    Kirk: Uhura, why did you tell her?
     
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    UHURA: Because I want an android body. I want immortality. I'll live forever, Captain. I'll be young and beautiful.
     
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    Alice 1: The programing for your body will be completed before we leave.

    Doh!

    Kirk: Uhura..... Beautiful!
     
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    UHURA: I half believed it myself.
     
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    Scotty: Well, the androids were expecting an attempt, and now we've made it.
     
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    Chekov: Whats next Captain?
     
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    KIRK: Next, we take the Alices on a trip through Wonderland.
     
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    Alice 118 and 2: Do you require something?
     
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    Kirk: Yes, your attention.

    The doors open, McCoy and Scotty enter, now to each other, then play air instruments as Uhura and Chekov enter dancing.
     
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    Alice 2: What are they doing?
     
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    KIRK: They're celebrating.