"I, Mudd" Line-by-Line!

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  1. Enterprise1981

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    KIRK: But we're unhappy here.
     
  2. LeadHead

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    Alice 471: Explain "unhappy."
     
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    Spock: Unhappiness is the state which occurs in the human when wants and desires are not fulfilled.
     
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    Alice 471: Which wants and desires of yours are not being fulfilled?
     
  5. Enterprise1981

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    KIRK: We want the Enterprise.
     
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    (Alice's label flashes.)

    Alice 471: The Enterprise is not a want or a desire. It is a mechanical device.
     
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    KIRK: No, it's a beautiful lady, and we love her.
     
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    Alice 471: Illogical. Illogical. All units relate. All units. Norman, co-ordinate. Unhappiness does not relate. We must study this.

    (She leaves.)
     
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    KIRK: Interesting.
     
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    Spock: Fascinating.
     
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    KIRK: Bones, have you had time to take any psychological readings of the androids?
     
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    McCoy: I did. And you can forget it. They're perfect, flawless, mentally and physically. No weaknesses, perfectly disciplined. No vices, no fears, no faults. Just a sense of purpose. Believe me, there's nothing tougher to overcome, even among humans.
     
  13. LeadHead

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    Kirk: Yes, that's what this crew needs, a little sense of purpose.

    Later in the throne room, Mudd is joyfully shaking the hands of androids when Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Scotty, Uhura and Chekov enter.

    Kirk: Mudd, I have a few questions for you.
     
  14. Orac

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    Mudd: Afraid I won't have time to answer them. My bags are all packed. The androids will take the Enterprise out of orbit in less than twenty four hours. But it's been a real pleasure having you here, Kirk. Is there anything I can get for you?
     
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    KIRK: Yes. My ship.
     
  16. Orac

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    Mudd: You're a stubborn fellow, aren't you? But I don't mind. I don't mind that at all. Because I'll be leaving here quickly enough, and then you can be stubborn at your own leisure. One last time. Stella, dear.
     
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    (The Stella android begins to awaken and looks toward Harry)

    Stella Mudd: mmmmmmmmm........Harcourt Fenton Mudd, where have you been?! What have you been up to?! Have you been drinking again, you miserable sot! You good-for-nothing.......!
     
  18. LeadHead

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    Harry Mudd: Shut up!
     
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    Stella: Thing, thing, thing.
     
  20. LeadHead

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    Mudd: Alice number 2, my little love. Will you have my bags transported to the ship?