I Made a Voodoo Pact with the Devil

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  1. Locutus of Bored

    Locutus of Bored The Mod Awakens Moderator

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    I am now reaping what I sowed for asking for The Dark One's assistance in saving the city of Huntington Beach, California from an invasion of his demon hordes; namely Twilight-loving tweens.

    As a result of my pact with Satan, the Lord is punishing Huntington Beach with tornado warnings (sea spouts were already spotted off the coast), monsoon winds and rain, lightning, hail, and some flooding. Some nearby stores have had their ceilings collapse in places.

    The worst part was not being able to access the internet for several hours earlier in the day due to a power outage. FORGIVE ME LORD. I'll never use that Team Edward doll as a voodoo doll ever again, I promise.

    The main part of the storm has just moved on, but there's supposed to be a worse storm coming tomorrow. So-called "scientists" are trying to say that this is all caused by El Niño, but what do they know?

    So, as a byproduct of my new-found righteousness, I give this topic to you, the TrekBBS faithful, to confess any pacts with the devil you might have made for your own benefit that had the opposite effect in the long run. If there is any bad weather or random drama you want to blame on the Lord punishing you, this is the place to do it.
     
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  2. Trekker4747

    Trekker4747 Boldly going... Premium Member

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    I made a pact with the devil once to give me a green-light when I was rushing to KFC to get dinner. God punished me with a dry wetnap. :(
     
  3. Miss Chicken

    Miss Chicken Little three legged cat with attitude Premium Member

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    I have never made a pact with the Devil. I don't even know hw to get in contact with him. Does he have a phone number, or do I have to summon him via some strange ritual?
     
  4. Lindley

    Lindley Moderator with a Soul Moderator

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    ^Why not just email him?

    I heard about someone else who made a deal.....

    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUxBpUXXBQ0[/yt]
     
  5. Miss Chicken

    Miss Chicken Little three legged cat with attitude Premium Member

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    OK what is his email address. I assume he used Hotmail.
     
  6. ShamelessMcBundy

    ShamelessMcBundy Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    I'd sell my soul for a Formula 1 racing car.
     
  7. Locutus of Bored

    Locutus of Bored The Mod Awakens Moderator

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    The number of the Beast is:

    1-666-LDI-ABLO (phone)
    1-666-THE-DRK1 (fax)

    No solicitors please, Hell is already full of those guys.

    Or you can email him at www.IMBLLLzebub2@hotmail.com
     
  8. ManOnTheWave

    ManOnTheWave Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Oh, I get it. He sold his soul for the box and ended up with Megan Fox. Horrible.
     
  9. RobertVA

    RobertVA Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Just more reason to annoy them.

    Nobody claimed hell would be a picnic!
     
  10. Trekker4747

    Trekker4747 Boldly going... Premium Member

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    I hear the Devil plans on getting onto Twitter, but he's always busy with his farm on Farmville to bother with it.
     
  11. 1001001

    1001001 Let the Good Times Roll!! Moderator

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    Don't worry.

    Obama will send aid and then turn it into a political issue, just to improve his standing with his fellow beach combers.
     
  12. Miss Chicken

    Miss Chicken Little three legged cat with attitude Premium Member

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    I tried to phone him but I was put on hold with only muzak to listen to. A voice eventually announced that I was 7656th in the queue so I gave up.

    I think that muzak was invented by the devil.

    I emailed him but I am yet to received I reply.
     
  13. Lindley

    Lindley Moderator with a Soul Moderator

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  14. Misfit Toy

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  15. trampledamage

    trampledamage Clone Moderator

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    That's his private e-mail for the family.
     
  16. Gep Malakai

    Gep Malakai Vice Admiral Admiral

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    That's funny. I thought all the rain and lightning was God making me feel welcome in Southern California after moving here from the Pacific Northwest. Shows what I know.
     
  17. Locutus of Bored

    Locutus of Bored The Mod Awakens Moderator

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    ^^^ Welcome to SoCal.

    That was more a play on the fact that when I try and set up an email account even the most obscure or outlandish names are usually taken by someone, so you often have to add a number after it.

    Not even Satan can always get first dibs on his email account name.
     
  18. Misfit Toy

    Misfit Toy Caped Trek Mod Moderator

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    I like trampledamage's answer better.
     
  19. Chemahkuu

    Chemahkuu Admiral Admiral

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    I have him added on Myspace, I'll drop him a message and see if I can get him to give you a break. :lol:
     
  20. ShamelessMcBundy

    ShamelessMcBundy Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    That's odd. Usually the blood gets off at the second floor.
     

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