Humorous Thanksgiving Poll

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Plecostomus, Nov 26, 2009.

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What are you thankful for? :D

Poll closed Nov 27, 2009.
  1. Birdflesh With Bread Crammed Up Its Ass! (Unholy!)

    36.8%
  2. Lady GaGa (Who?!)

    26.3%
  3. Facebook (OMG SHUT UP TAKE IT TO LIVE JOURNAL!)

    21.1%
  4. Multiple Orgasms (OH GOD YES)

    31.6%
  5. Black Friday (Wreck The Malls Fa La La La La)

    5.3%
  6. Your wife. (cue porno music)

    15.8%
  7. Not stepping on those lego in the middle of the night...

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. I am thankful the new Trek movie didn't suck.

    68.4%
  9. What.... is that SMELL?!

    5.3%
  10. Witty comment enclosed (below)

    10.5%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Plecostomus

    Plecostomus Commodore

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    Ok enough serious holiday shit, lets have some fun. :D
     
  2. Plecostomus

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  3. Coloratura

    Coloratura Snuggle Princess Premium Member

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    Oh, God, don't poke! I'm stuffed! :lol:


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  4. Plecostomus

    Plecostomus Commodore

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    What, they crammed bread up your ass as well? Told you to stop acting like a turkey online!



    :shifty:
     
  5. ShamelessMcBundy

    ShamelessMcBundy Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    He may burst. ;)
     
  6. Plecostomus

    Plecostomus Commodore

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    Wet cleanup to the Misc Department, Wet Cleanup Misc Department.
     
  7. ShamelessMcBundy

    ShamelessMcBundy Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    I'm thankful i don't have to clean that up. :p
     
  8. Candlelight

    Candlelight Admiral Admiral

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    Whoever votes for 'multiple orgams' and is female, please come (*snigger*) to my office.
     
  9. Plecostomus

    Plecostomus Commodore

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    Sounds like a job for MODMAN.
     
  10. ShamelessMcBundy

    ShamelessMcBundy Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Well he does run this shit, i guess it's only fair that he cleans it up too ...
     
  11. Spaceman Spiff

    Spaceman Spiff Abuse of Power Administrator

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    I knew you'd have a "________ crammed up ________'s ass" option in here, but even I was surprised it'd be the first option.
     
  12. Robert Maxwell

    Robert Maxwell so far this is a dumb future Premium Member

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    I wholeheartedly approve of this fucking poll. There was nothing crammed up the ass of my $8 rotisserie bird, though. I feel cheated. :(
     
  13. Plecostomus

    Plecostomus Commodore

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    I aim to please. :p
     
  14. Ríu ríu chíu

    Ríu ríu chíu Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Turkey, yes. Stuffing crammed up its ass, no. Had that separately.

    And definitely no )(#%* "turducken". :wtf: :lol:

    Side note: Yes, it's called STUFFING. Anyone who calls it "dressing" should be beaten like a rented mule.
     
  15. sidious618

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    Lady Gaga, no doubt.
     
  16. Ríu ríu chíu

    Ríu ríu chíu Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    ^ please, I just ate... :p
     
  17. Plecostomus

    Plecostomus Commodore

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    So the body of Christ is represented by bread right? So does it strike anyone else as odd that we take the body of Christ, butter and oil it, and cram it up a turkey's ass?
     
  18. Ríu ríu chíu

    Ríu ríu chíu Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    "Did you know that if Babe Ruth had been the Messiah, the Catholics would have beer and hot dogs at Communion?" - Bill Engvall
     
  19. JonathonWally

    JonathonWally Admiral Admiral

    I'm thankful for Lady GaGa and Jack Daniels.
     
  20. Sakrysta

    Sakrysta Vice Admiral Admiral

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    It's stuffing if it's stuffed in the bird.

    We have chicken and dressing. The chicken is cooked, pulled apart, and sprinkled throughout the DRESSING. Yum!