How is Janeway sexy?

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  1. HoneyBLilly

    HoneyBLilly Commodore Commodore

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    I was just thinking of using a pic of her. Maybe I'll make my own avatar but I'll have to find the right pic. Until then my Borg sphere is good enough.
     
  2. JanewayRulz!

    JanewayRulz! Vice Admiral Admiral

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    She does great work, doesn't she? Although I think she regretted the offer, after approximately 50 billion IM's from me on the subject of downloading/uploading last night. :rofl:
     
  3. T.D. Possum

    T.D. Possum Commodore Commodore

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    To those of you who are considering your own Janeway avatars, I have only one thing to say: "DO IT!" :techman:

    Thanks, hon! I was on a mission! A fan as loyal as J'Rulz without a Janeway avatar . . . it was like . . . Guinan without a massive hat. And NO, J'Rulz! I do NOT regret it.

    *gigglesnort* I had no doubt about who the guilty party was!

    That's a sexy picture, alright, but seriously? Why are those peppers there? :wtf: For reals, y'all. I would like an answer to that question if anyone knows of an actual reason.

    Is that jelly replicated or refrigerated? :confused:
     
  4. Dancing Doctor

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    Where is the pepper image from?
     
  5. T.D. Possum

    T.D. Possum Commodore Commodore

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    ^ Oh, yeah, love the new avi!
     
  6. 6079SmithW

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    This poster and his avatar have been assimilated by this thread. :borg: Resistance to Janeway is futile!
     
  7. froot

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    ^ LOL NICE AVATARS. Both of you! Resistance is futile indeed!

    Not sure; I came across it on tumblr. It's obviously from the same photoshoot as teacake's avatar, but I dunno what article it appeared in or anything. Either way, it's easily one of my favorite pictures!

    My honest guess for the peppers is that they were going for "artsy," sort of like an old still-life painting. We often set up still-lifes in school with random interesting food to add splashes of color or add interest to the composition. I remember one class where a couple of dead fish were part of the still-life, and they sat there for weeks. :barf2:

    As for the jelly...? It's a secret. ;)
     
  8. JanewayRulz!

    JanewayRulz! Vice Admiral Admiral

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    I think they were part of a pre-season 5 publicity shoot, but I could have my seasons mixed up.
     
  9. T.D. Possum

    T.D. Possum Commodore Commodore

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    This made me laugh way too hard!

    So, the peppers. This is clearly a picture taken after Voyager returned to Earth, right? So, obviously (can't believe I didn't make this connection before), Admiral Janeway has hired her good buddy Tal Celes to be her admin now that she's working at headquarters. And despite not knowing that her first name is her last name, Tal is in touch with her Bajoran heritage enough to know how to make hasperat. Right? And now that Janeway is on Earth, she has a house, and room for a REALLY BIG REFRIGERATOR that she can store the hasperat in. So she got Tal to teach her how to make it. And that's what's up. The urn is full of brine. And the peppers fell from the table to the floor - knocked there by the sheer force of Janeway's sexiness.

    Obviously. This is the answer.
     
  10. Dancing Doctor

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    :D I'd forgotten I'd had this one stored away. I had thought about going for one from the episode Critical Care

    :D :D

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    Ick...to the dead fish part. And that makes sense...although I'm not sure why they'd want her to be "one shoe off, one shoe on"...

    The jelly won't come until Tuesday.

    (Whoops, wrong era.)
     
  11. T.D. Possum

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    She was stomping on the peppers with her bare foot to get the juice out for the brine.
     
  12. froot

    froot Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    BUT THERE IS NO ROOM IN THE FRIDGE FOR THE HASPERAT BECAUSE IT IS PACKED FULL OF JELLY. This cannot be the answer.

    Also, the peppers would not be knocked to the floor by Janeway's sexiness; they would be drawn to her. Like magnets. That's just basic physics.
     
  13. Dancing Doctor

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    But wouldn't that do damage to her skin? At the very least, we're talking some serious dryness.
     
  14. Dancing Doctor

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    She has two fridges.

    Unless they couldn't handle the fact that she was hotter than they were, and so they tried to flee in shame.
     
  15. T.D. Possum

    T.D. Possum Commodore Commodore

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    Ahem. I shall now address these points.

    Indeed, Admiral Janeway has more than one fridge. In fact, she has a special room in her house that is full of nothing BUT fridges. And only one of them is full of jelly.

    The peppers are bell peppers, which are sweet and do not contain harsh . . . juice . . . stuff. Also, Janeway has super tough skin on her feet from having to wear those asinine boots with her uniform for so many years.

    The peppers were knocked the floor by the SHOCKWAVE generated by the sexiness.
     
  16. JanewayRulz!

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    :sigh:

    I can't believe the direction this line of inquiry has taken.

    The Admiral has one shoe on and one shoe off because as she was getting dressed, she heard a noise from the next room and ran out to investigate.

    Much to her surprise, the Captain was early, and trying to make his special salsa but dropped the peppers when he caught a glimpse of the Admiral through the open bedroom door as she was dressing.
     
  17. froot

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    With the saucy look she's giving the captain (I assume you mean the fellow with the large tattoo on his forehead!) this scene is about 5 seconds away from turning into an NC-17 J/C PWPfest. :lol: I think that salsa's going to be forgotten.

    AMG, Janeway lives in a Starfleet apartment. She has no room for a bank of fridges! I'll concede on the shockwave argument, though.
     
  18. T.D. Possum

    T.D. Possum Commodore Commodore

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    Nuh-uh! She and Dr. Crusher bought a big house together. They have LOTS of fridges!

    (Sexy picture included in this post at no additional charge.)

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  19. JanewayRulz!

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    I sure as heck don't mean Q! :rommie:
     
  20. teacake

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    I declare this the correct answer.

    And.. GREAT AV's people!!!

    Also, what's the deal with the jelly?
     
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