How do you insert a Bomb inside a Tribble?

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  1. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Orally, vaginally or anally?

    Was it alive or dead when he started, because it looked very still after the fact?
     
  2. The Mirrorball Man

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    You put it into the Tribble's pouch.
     
  3. Guy Gardener

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    Tribbles are marsupials?
     
  4. The Mirrorball Man

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    Among other things.
     
  5. marksound

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    You cut it open, scoop out the guts, insert the device, and duct tape the whole thing back together.
     
  6. Guy Gardener

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    So they eject their spawn, then roll back over and suck them kids back in?

    Considering how often they give birth, the children can't spend too often back inside that they might never get out.

    Or it could just be for premies?
     
  7. indolover

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    make it swallow it?

    Or surgically insert it?:lol:
     
  8. Balrog

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    Hide it in the quadrotriticale.
     
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    funnel and a hammer
     
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    Beat me to it.
     
  12. DalekJim

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    "We do not discuss it with outsiders... " ;)
     
  13. scotpens

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    Plenty of Vaseline?
     
  14. Avon

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    make it watch wrestling. it'll gladly eat the bomb.
     
  15. T'Girl

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    Tribbles are depicted as basically walking wombs. So "vaginally" is probably pretty accurate as to where the bomb went.

    :)
     
  16. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Tribbles are walking mouths as well. They consumed all that poison grain like it was ice cream.

    Do they poop?

    Or is most of their waste products included in their babies like with humans?
     
  17. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Surely the Tribble that had a bomb in it was fake?

    Arne Darvin, being a Klingon, could never get close enough to a living Tribble in order to try and put a bomb into it. (Klingons hate Tribbles as much as the reverse.) So I figure it would have to be a fake one. With convincing fur, no one would know the difference.
     
  18. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    He couldn't have gotten an explosive onto the Defiant.

    Arne McGyvered his shit on-site.

    A Klingon might hate tribbles when he is forced to be civilized, but if he, or she is allowed to kill a few dozen, just wade in their with a mek'leth... :)
     
  19. Melakon

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    Cyrano Jones had a sideline of genuine tribble skins sewn around foam rubber. Darvin bought one and put the bomb in it.
     
  20. TheRoyalFamily

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    Tribbles have a much more efficient metabolism than us lower life forms. They poop babies.