How do I have sex with my girlfriend?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Ethros, Apr 5, 2013.

  1. Bob The Skutter

    Bob The Skutter Complete Arse Cleft Premium Member

    Jul 12, 2001
    This island Earth
    I don't see what the problem is. Unless your mother is one of those "Not under my roof" sort of people, you're an adult, she's an adult, then it should be understood that if you have a girlfriend sex is going to happen, as should if your mum has a bloke sex will happen.
  2. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

    Jan 24, 2002
    Somewhere in the South Pacific
    He doesn't have the hook anymore. We found it hanging from my car's door handle yesterday morning. Now my girlfriend refuses to have sex in the car anymore. Bastard escaped killer never stops spreading misery! :mad: