"Homefront"/"Paradise Lost" Line-by-Line

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine' started by BlueStuff, Aug 16, 2013.

  1. BlueStuff

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    JOSEPH: That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard of. Do you believe that?
     
  2. Enterprise1981

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    SISKO: I should. I signed the orders myself.
     
  3. BlueStuff

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    JOSEPH: Now why would you go and do a stupid thing like that?
     
  4. MacLeod

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    SISKO: Dad, it has to be done.
     
  5. BlueStuff

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    JAKE: Grandpa, look, I'll take the test first. Go ahead.
    (So the young officer takes his blood. It's okay.)
     
  6. MacLeod

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    SISKO: Now me.
     
  7. BlueStuff

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    OFFICER: Sir, that's not necessary.
     
  8. MacLeod

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    SISKO: Do it anyway.
     
  9. BlueStuff

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    (He's okay too.)
    SISKO: it's your turn.
     
  10. MacLeod

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    JOSEPH: Jake, do you think I'm a Shape-shifter?
     
  11. BlueStuff

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    JAKE: Come on, Grandpa.
     
  12. MacLeod

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    JOSEPH: Answer the question.
     
  13. LeadHead

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    Jake: No, I don't think you're a shapeshifter.
     
  14. MacLeod

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    JOSEPH: At least someone in my family has some sense.
     
  15. BlueStuff

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    SISKO: Dad!
     
  16. MacLeod

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    JOSEPH: I don't want to hear it. Now tell these two vampires to either sit down and grab a menu or get out of my restaurant.
     
  17. leandar

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    Sisko (realizing that his father's not about to back down): Jake, get them a menu.
     
  18. MacLeod

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    HEAD OFFICER: But sir...
     
  19. BlueStuff

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    SISKO: I would recommend the shrimp Creole. Look, Dad-
     
  20. MacLeod

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    JOSEPH: Save your breath.