HAPPY END OF THE WORLD DAY!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Candlelight, Dec 20, 2012.

  1. Candlelight

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  2. JES

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    Hey, that sounds like a good deal if you don't (and everyone else) doesn't die tomorrow.

    Yeah, a thought along the same lines has occurred to me. I have to take Fundamentals of Typography next semester, which proved to be so difficult, that I dropped out, and I'm going to be taking it as the only course this coming semester. But I've long decided that if I have to choose between that course and a global cataclysm, I'd choose to take Fundamentals of Typography any day of the week. In fact, once I'm certain that I shouldn't have to worry about solar activity damaging any electronics, I'll dig out the papers related to that course, and try to put in some practice, so I'll be better prepared this time.

    Okay, first of all, why does it have to be something as gruesome as a zombie apocalypse?! Second of all, why do we have to be first in line?! Third of all, I decree that the U.S. isn't in the line for a Zombie Apocalypse! And if nature or fate should choose to grab said decree and toss it on it's butt, I'm hoping that you're one of the first to get eaten alive.

    But I'm praying that there won't be a zombie apocalypse, and that therefore, you won't get eaten alive. I think it would be in you're best interest if you and everyone else joined me in hoping and praying there is no zombie apocalypse, so that therefore, you won't be eaten alive tomorrow.

    Oh, and forth of all, lets refrain from any wisecracks that might jinx it for everyone. I say we save the wisecracks until after December 21st has been gone for at least a day, though a few days is probably safer.
     
  3. Haggis and tatties

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    End of days predictions.....right up there with ghosts and the silly world of telepathy........if any of them had a ounce of fact then some believer out there would be using telepathy at this very moment to pick this keyboard up with the power of their mind and start to smash me in the face witfgfr frhgf fhfhfh yeehj fyhyhy yhydh eyyey behe eyyhhy eyyhhy
     
  4. sojourner

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    The end of the world did happen. This is all an oxygen starved brain hallucination as I die.


    Might as well go get some target practice.
     
  5. Tulin

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    I'm with you mate - it's been 21/12 here for over thirteen hours now and guess what?

    Nothing so far.

    Which makes me wonder - is it going to end on the 21/12 in the US timezone? The NZ one? The Tibetan one?!?


    Just another reason to doubt this stupid retarded bullshit and all the gullible rubes that believe it.
     
  6. cooleddie74

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    Figures the world would end when I had to put a load of socks and underwear in the wash.

    Laundry timing always sucks.
     
  7. Peacemaker

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    Farewell my friends! Farewell forever!
     
  8. Haggis and tatties

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    I wonder which new date will be the next end of the world after today passes.........i'm going for May as its got half of Mayan in it, and almost half a year is May, and if you take the AN that's left, and use the secret code that's hidden in the bible, then take that code and divide it by the predictions of nostro......and add 5, you get the word END.......so that's the END of thw world in MAY.

    Of course that date is subject to terms and conditions. :)
     
  9. teacake

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    The Mayans presumably had no idea the size of the earth and that there would be some place upon it that this date happened before it happened for them.

    They were right about their world ending though, just a bit out on the date.
     
  10. Candlelight

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  11. teacake

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    pfft good riddance. All flash, no style.
     
  12. Miss Chicken

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  13. Tiberius

    Tiberius Commodore Commodore

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    Still got just over an hour before the world ends.

    I think I might go look at some porn.
     
  14. teacake

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  15. lurok

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    Someone forgot to turn the simulacrum off.
     
  16. MacLeod

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    Just over half an hour know. :P
     
  17. cooleddie74

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    The winter solstice hits in six hours, twenty-nine minutes.

    Unless department store Santas turn into flesh-eating zombies or the crowds at the stores start acting nicer I won't be too alarmed.
     
  18. Miss Chicken

    Miss Chicken Little three legged cat with attitude Premium Member

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    About 20 minutes to go.
     
  19. MacLeod

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    Ah well, so where do people think will be the best place to watch it?
     
  20. teacake

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    Up their own ass?