Discussion in 'Science Fiction & Fantasy' started by Spookman Spiff, Oct 23, 2008.
Neroon approves of Ron Popeil's latest GLH formula.
She was all the way to the park before Madonna realized she forgot her wig.
"Did I by chance fail to to mention that this acne cream was experimental?"
... as he secretly prepared to make fools of the wine snobs once again.
David Tennant's regeneration does not go as well as he hoped.
Senator McCain realizes that there's only one way to compete with Obama's superior funding.
HERMAN: Not a peep out of you!
"Hey, Gang! RJDiogenes is here!"
Climactic moment from next Summer's blockbuster Senator Craig Rises Again.
"YES IT IS THE PERFECT ELIXIR AT ANY PRICE"
I call it, "Soylent Cola."
In Soviet Russia, Coke drinks you!
"What can I say about this elixir?"
"What can I say about this eeeeEEAAAARGH!?"
"We can't say anything about it, because my numbnut son-in-law forgot the corkscrew!"
"What can I say about this... rat?"
"Is it soup yet?"
Nobody really knows why Full House Of Frankenstein didn't do better in theaters.
Man, that was good and fast.
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House finds a new technique to get the truth out of his patients.
I hope they have a tin opener, or I'll never get out of this.
Now that you've burnt all the pictures and belongings of your ex, choose one of these new models we have in stock.
The guys' poker night, about to be ruined when The Bride of Frankenstein stumbles in drunk and horny.
Monster: "I raise you my middle finger."
Drac: "Dammit Frankie, we've already said, we're not playing for bodyparts!"
Monster: "Who said anything about poker? Asshole!"
Where will you be when your constipation comes back?
Monster: "Hey Igor, try this bed out, better than any chiropractor!"
"Before we do this, I just have to say: I love you on Monk."
"My co-pay is how much??"
"Are you tired? Run down? Listless? The answer to all your problems is here in Vita-Meata-Vega-Min!"
"Let me guess, the Talosians."
Heh. Thank you.
"I'm a little uncomfortable with the way your nurse is sizing me up."
Greedo didn't like the way Frankenstein was peeking at the Mummy's cards. "I'll show him who shot first," he thought.
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