Game: The Constable has a bad day!

Discussion in 'Deep Space Nine' started by _C_, Mar 7, 2013.

  1. _C_

    _C_ Commander Red Shirt

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    What sort of trouble can our dear Constable get himself into? Let's make a game out of it. Somebody posts a scenario where he shape shifts into something/someone, the person below them posts their idea of what can go wrong when he does that and adds a new scenario.

    For example:

    First post-- Odo takes the shape of a bulkhead.

    Second post-- ...and two amorous human cadets end up getting it on against that bulkhead.

    Odo turns into a bird.


    And so forth...

    Got it? All right, then here we go!


    Scenario: Odo morphs a dress in Garak's shop, and Lwaxana decides to try it on...and wear it.
     
  2. Lt_Rowy

    Lt_Rowy Commander Red Shirt

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    And Lwaxana develops a hideous rash after wearing it for six hours straight

    Odo turns into a bar stool
     
  3. Tosk

    Tosk Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    And spends 12 hours stuck there when it turns out to be in Morn's favorite spot.

    Odo turns into Sisko's baseball...
     
  4. _C_

    _C_ Commander Red Shirt

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    ...and wakes up the next day with ink in his morphogenic matrix and no memory of last night.


    Odo morphs a spoon.
     
  5. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Quark uses the spoon to clean out his ears.

    Odo turns into one of the chairs on the Defiant bridge.
     
  6. _C_

    _C_ Commander Red Shirt

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    ...on the very day O'Brien decided not to wear pants.

    Odo thought it would be a really good idea to shift into a dabo wheel...
     
  7. Gul Re'jal

    Gul Re'jal Commodore Commodore

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    Gul Re'jal is suspecting she's on the wrong space
    ... and ruined Quark by letting the patrons win each time.

    Odo turned into a dressed Ferengi female...
     
  8. Sephiroth

    Sephiroth Vice Admiral Admiral

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    and get's molested by The grand Nagus

    Odo shifts into a drink glass
     
  9. Deranged Nasat

    Deranged Nasat Vice Admiral Admiral

    ...Just before the mass Jewish wedding organized by the station's rabbi.

    Odo morphs into the form of a seagull again...
     
  10. Gul Re'jal

    Gul Re'jal Commodore Commodore

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    Gul Re'jal is suspecting she's on the wrong space
    ... only to become a target for a yearly Klingon seagull hunting.

    Odo changes into an old-fashioned paper book...
     
  11. Use of Time

    Use of Time Commodore Commodore

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    turns out it was written by Diane Carey.

    Odo turns into comm badge.
     
  12. _C_

    _C_ Commander Red Shirt

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    ...and has to listen in on the most disgusting description of somebody's digestive issues he ever heard in his life after the wearer contacts Bashir.

    Odo morphs a wall in the turbolift...
     
  13. Use of Time

    Use of Time Commodore Commodore

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    and knows who it was that dealt it.

    Odo morphs into a bar of latinum.
     
  14. Gul Re'jal

    Gul Re'jal Commodore Commodore

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    Gul Re'jal is suspecting she's on the wrong space
    ...and three crooks fight over him.

    Odo changes into an Earth tiger...
     
  15. _C_

    _C_ Commander Red Shirt

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    ...and accidentally gets sold as stock by Quark!

    Odo turns into Rom's toolbox...
     
  16. Gul Re'jal

    Gul Re'jal Commodore Commodore

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    Gul Re'jal is suspecting she's on the wrong space
    ... and is taken to parts of the station for repairs he had no idea existed.

    Odo changed into a gold statue of Sisko on the Promenade...
     
  17. Iliana Malek

    Iliana Malek Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    ...and is purchased by a newly arrived Ferengi consortium, to be displayed in the headquarters of their new franchise of harems.

    Odo shifts into a striped ferret....
     
  18. Gul Re'jal

    Gul Re'jal Commodore Commodore

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    Gul Re'jal is suspecting she's on the wrong space
    ...and bites all cables on the station.

    Odo changes into a carnivorous plant...
     
  19. ...and is nailed by Worf with the weed whacker.

    Odo changes into Captain Picard...
     
  20. _C_

    _C_ Commander Red Shirt

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    ...and the real Picard shows up and comments that he's not really that tall!

    Odo hides out as Molly's homework...
     

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