Discussion in 'Science Fiction & Fantasy' started by Shat Happens, Jul 19, 2014.
Was that supposed to be funny?
Gave me a chuckle.
Technically, it's not the first shot, but the first title card.
Yes, but not too much. I dont want nobody to die of laughter.
The establishing shot will be of a rebel craft being chased by lasers shooting out of JJ's enormous ass tracking across the screen. That's no moon...
As Threepio says "We're doomed!"
From a certain point of view.
A certain point of view?
Lens flares. How predictable.
I think that's the starship Enterprise at the top.
Damn!! How you supposed to see light saber fights thru all those lens flares?
JJ: Stop pointing those lights at the actors faces and point them into the camera or you're fired!
The lens flare joke has been overplayed. Let's get some new material, folks.
You're going to find that many of the jokes we laugh at depend greatly on our own point of view.
As soon as JJ does, the rest of us will.
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