Favorite Movie Quotes...

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  1. Gil T.Azell

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    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bK-Dqj4fHmM[/yt]
    and more

    Babs: "Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?"

    Bluto: "They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!"

    Flounder: "I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer."

    Pinto: "Face it, Kent. You threw up ON Dean Wormer."

    [Clorette has just passed out]
    Larry's evil conscience:" **** her. **** her brains out. Suck her t*ts, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it."
    Larry's good conscience: "For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!"
    Larry's evil conscience: "Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance."
    Larry's good conscience: "If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever... I'm proud of you, Lawrence."
    Larry's evil conscience: "You homo."
     
  2. Gil T.Azell

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    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gciFoEbOA8[/yt]
    This line was improvised
     
  3. Gil T.Azell

    Gil T.Azell Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Doctor Hall: "Heart?"
    James Bond: "Target."
    Doctor Hall: "Bird?"
    James Bond: "Sky."
    Doctor Hall: "M?"
    James Bond: "Bitch." (looks at one way mirror.)
     
  4. JanewayRulz!

    JanewayRulz! Vice Admiral Admiral

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    The Lion in Winter is ripe with killer quotes/scenes... here's one collection...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXs60oA4Bds

    "...we're all barbarians."

    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXs60oA4Bds[/yt]

    Here's a frightening series of scenes...although its played very low key.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXlDmAzrPi8

    "My life, when it is written, will read better than it was lived...


    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXlDmAzrPi8[/yt]

    And here's a fav quote of West Wing's POTUS...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKGPiecEEbA

    "...it matters."

    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKGPiecEEbA[/yt]

    This last quote is buried within the Oscar tribute upon Kate's death.

    "...and God himself would call it JUSTICE."

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbgSq35Y-dg&feature=player_detailpage#t=241s
     
  5. HaventGotALife

    HaventGotALife Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq0apHW6Ezw[/yt]

    Last one from Good Will Hunting, I swear.
     
  6. Admiral2

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    Darth Vader's demotion and promotion policy:

    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O1Qd_FNgfM[/yt]
     
  7. HaventGotALife

    HaventGotALife Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXjT6Dg4E68[/yt]
    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=peh2T2543ec#![/yt]
    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkrGSv2cv3s[/yt]
     
  8. HaventGotALife

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    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf8KuKKE678[/yt]
     
  9. Flying Spaghetti Monster

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    Remo Williams the Adventure Begins is a cult film with a treasure trove of great quotes:

    Chiun: Do you know why they call it "fast food"? Because it leads you to the quickest way to the grave
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    Remo:
    You know, Chiun You're a real pain in the ass.
    Chiun: That is because it is the shortest route to your brain.

    ---

    Chiun:
    In Korea, doorhandles do not break.
     
  10. Ríu ríu chíu

    Ríu ríu chíu Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    ^ Remo: Monosodium glutamate. You can't even say it!
    Chiun: I can say 'rat droppings'. That does not mean I want to eat them.

    :guffaw:
     
  11. Flying Spaghetti Monster

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    That;s great as well. Funny, he was eating Pac-Man pasta.. I could tell form the cans. I ate them at that time as well.
     
  12. Mistral

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    I can't believe no one mentioned Strother Martin.

    "What we have here is a failure to communicate."
     
  13. Ríu ríu chíu

    Ríu ríu chíu Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Fun fact: Joel Grey almost didn't take the role of Chiun. He took it basically on a dare: if they could make him look like an elderly Korean man in a convincing manner, he'd do the film. And there was much rejoicing. :)

    (Although I wonder, when he did that Voyager episode, if Kate Mulgrew had an unfortunate flashback...)