Facts About Colm Meaney!

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  1. Finngle Bells

    Finngle Bells Vice Admiral Admiral

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    One Christmas, his parents gave him a stocking full of coal. Little Colm decided to chew them and spat out diamonds.
     
  2. Cmdr.Druss

    Cmdr.Druss Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    FACT: The Earth doesn't spin, Colm Meaney tells the sun to set and the moon to rise.
     
  3. Mr Silver

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    ^

    FACT: Colm Meaney built the sun and the moon
     
  4. T'Girl

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    FACT: Colm Meaney is the source of all things.

    FACT: In all the time Colm Meaney's character was at the helm of the Enterprise, it never once crashed into a planet, or into a large Romulan ship.

    :)
     
  5. Ríu ríu chíu

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    The reason Deanna Troi dropped that weird fake accent was because Colm Meaney ordered it.
     
  6. Wereghost

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    FACT: Colm Meaney is a stage name used by Colm Badass.
     
  7. Finngle Bells

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    T'Bonz cried when she saw him at a trek convention
     
  8. Gary7

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    FACT: Colm Meaney is a time traveler and was actually the father of James Doohan (he used the name "Doohan" to protect his true identity). In 1965, he contacted Gene Roddenberry and insisted that he hire James for the role of Scotty.

    FACT: Meaney is an outspoken supporter of the Irish Republican political party Sinn Féin and not only joined the party when he was 14, he assumed leadership only two years later. Publicly he states that he is not currently a member, but we all know differently.
     
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  9. Salinga

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    FACT: Everytime you masturbate, Colm Meaney chops the head off a kitten. And he doesnt even care!
     
  10. Finngle Bells

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  11. T'Girl

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    On the shark planet, the discovery channel has Colm Meaney week.

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  12. Scroogourner

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    Fact: Colm Meaney has never been associated with "weak", even when spelled "week".
     
  13. Mr Silver

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    FACT:When Colm Meaney's goes dowsing for oil - and always finds it.

    FACT: Whenever somebody claims to have seen a UFO, what they've actually seen is Colm Meaney flying around at supersonic speeds as an exercise to clear his head.
     
  14. Avon

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    colm meaney has a moustache on the back of his head.
     
  15. Wereghost

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  16. Scroogourner

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    ^What was that link supposed to show us? It just goes to a page full of quotes movie quotes usning the word "snapper".
     
  17. Wereghost

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    ^ The Snapper is a little-known but regionally very popular movie from 1993 or so, where Meaney plays Dessie Curley, a working-class Dubliner. Awesome performance, completely unbridled. Very funny movie.
     
  18. Scroogourner

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    Wow, looks like I had a stroke while typing that previous post.
     
  19. JirinPanthosa

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    Colm Meaney offered to shapeshift, to save the studio CGI expenses in Odo stories.
     
  20. Ríu ríu chíu

    Ríu ríu chíu Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Colm Meaney is your father.