"Eye of the Needle" Line-by-Line

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  1. LeadHead

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    Kim: Captain.
     
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    JANEWAY: What is it, Ensign
     
  3. LeadHead

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    Kim: Our probe... was just scanned... There's... there's somebody on the other side of the wormhole!
     
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    [Sickbay]

    (The Doctor and new assistant Kes have a patient - a man with a sore wrist.)

    BAXTER: It started acting up a couple of days ago. I'd been working out in the gym, maybe I overdid it.
     
  5. LeadHead

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    The Doctor: Is it sore here?
     
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    BAXTER: Yes!
     
  7. LeadHead

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    The Doctor: Localized tenderness to the ulnar bone, no epidermal damage, moderate oedema. What are the possible diagnoses?
     
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    KES: Epicondylitis, strained ligament, torn muscle and hairline fracture
     
  9. LeadHead

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    The Doctor: That's exactly right.
     
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    KES: I've studied all the material you gave me. I'm ready for more
     
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    The Doctor: Good. There's a great deal more for you to learn. The tricorder indicates this is a small stress fracture.
     
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    BAXTER: Can this guy do everything a real doctor does?
     
  13. LeadHead

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    The Doctor hands a device to Kes.

    The Doctor: Yes, he can. Activate it and direct the beam here.

    Kes uses the device

    The Doctor: That's it. Not so fast.
     
  14. JanewayRulz!

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    BAXTER: If I had to get treatment for something serious, if I needed surgery for instance, would he be performing it?
     
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    EMH: Of course, and quite expertly too.
     
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    BAXTER: (to Kes) I don't know. I'd have to think twice about that.
     
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    The Doctor: Fine. And if you were lucky you wouldn't die on the table while you were making up your mind. That should do it. How does it feel?
     
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    BAXTER: Not bad. Thanks. (Baxter leaves.)
     
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    [Doctor's office]

    KES: Doctor, did you notice how rudely that officer treated you?
     
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    DOC: Not more so than most.