Discussion in 'Enterprise' started by T'Pala, Jan 24, 2012.
instead found a Romulan's package!!!!!!!!
"Look at the size of
those genitals...they're absolutely ENORMOUS!
Then the Romulan awoke screaming
"MY GONADS! MY GONADS!" Apparently
They were inhabited by nanoprobes.
The nanoprobes were intelligent enough
to know "sizes does matter"
So he infiltrated Vulcan society
dressed like a Kolinahr Master
and taught Sarek to love
and make love...things that
Vulcans did every 7 years.
But Sarek was notoriously bad
at foreplay, he never called*
*said with a sob
that weird blue alien chick
But Amanda always found his
attempts as cute as a
little baby and liked to
wear diapers and suck his
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