Discussion in 'Enterprise' started by T'Pala, Jan 24, 2012.
Major Hayes was excited about
the prospect of spending seventeen
hours inside a shower with
Malcolm and his rubber ducky.
Malcolm's ducky was named Clement
Attlee, after Britain's prime minister.
His decision to name a
ducky after a post-war leader
was regarded by some as
offensive. Therefore, he was expelled
from his boarding school at
Moldy-Crumpet-on-Scone, Lord of the Flies-inspired
institute of upper-crust learning
. The only school that would
now take him was the
was Hogwarts. Poor Harry Potter.
Now he'd have to go to
school with a non-entity. Hermione
, therefore, sent him back to
the Loqueque, who revered him
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