Discussion in 'Enterprise' started by T'Pala, Jan 24, 2012.
"Twenty prostitutes and a
with some of that homemade
guacamole dip that you're good
at lacing with razorblades, Chef."
Chef couldn't believe that somebody
liked his awesomely hard buttocks.
Archer wanted him aboard Enterprise
so he could pound him
with pointless trivia questions about
Future Guy and silly putty.
Archer couldn't understand why he
was being ignored by Travis
and Rostov. Both men had
been scratching Porthos' tummy secretly
with Chef's favorite spatula, making
it difficult for him to
make eggs and bacon for
the crew, but Porthos never
missed out on enjoying some
tummy rubs, especially when Hoshi
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