Discussion in 'Enterprise' started by T'Pala, Jan 24, 2012.
For several centuries the position
was considered the standard and
very few Vulcans deviated from
it, leading to stagnant sex
that bored everybody and didn't
help combat rising divorce rates.
Trying to spice things up,
Vulcans tried "Sehlat Style", which
involved two midgets and a
saddle. This spiced things up
quite a bit after they
got used to it. Eventually,
most average Vulcans didn't even
remember what life was like
when really wild sexual positions
were the norm. Statistics were
showing a rise in horniness
Doors of an Irish bar
suddenly opened with a strange
creak and in walked cowboy
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