Discussion in 'Enterprise' started by T'Pala, Jan 24, 2012.
they would ravage any men
- lucky men - who were nearby.
Then the most awesome and
unexpected thing happened. On every
spacecraft in the quadrant with
canines and humanoids aboard, no
refrigerated food would keep fresh.
This sudden turn of events
led to millions of spoiled
porkchops. The dogs were pissed.
And Klingon targs were even
sensing the distress even though
they couldn't smell anything that
resembled pork. Klingon ships stunk
like a corpse's ass, but
that never deterred anyone from
wanting to hold birthday parties
using the cake to smuggle
in toothbrushes for semi-toothless Klingons
who had to liquefy their
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