Discussion in 'Enterprise' started by T'Pala, Jan 24, 2012.
Stayin' Alive. The Bee Gees were
standing in the corridor and
John Travolta was getting massaged
with a loofah sponge when
he turned into a vampire
and attempted to bite Archer's
neck. Archer having eaten garlic
with some spaghetti, repelled the
Vampiric Travolta. "Xenu save me!"
he screamed as his face
melted as the Wicked Witch
appeared in a cloud of
Trellium-D straight from the Expanse.
The Galactic Confederacy, nemesis of
the Old Republic, had transported
the witch to the Enterprise
inside a beam of pure
"Don't be daft," Malcolm
said smugly, crossing his arms,
"Witches are fickle bitches. Why..."
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