ENT Caption Contest #88: A Very Special Episode

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  1. jep

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    Hoshi: "You DARE speak to me without permission? Perhaps a few hours in the agonizer booth will cure your insolence!"

    Trip: "Uh, wrong universe, Empress."

    Hoshi: "Are you volunteering to join her, plebian?"



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  2. Danger Ace

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    Jolene Blalock: "O-Gawd, how can they not see how untalented I am as an actress. I better keep my suitcase packed just in case. Maybe I can get a gig on that long rumored "Manimal" reboot."
     
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  3. Skywalker

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    I apologize for the delay, folks. My mind's been focused on other things over the past few weeks. But I will get the next contest up after the weekend! :techman:
     
  4. R. Star

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    Ooh, forgot about this one it was so long ago. Thanks for the win!

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    Archer: Denobulan women are so artifical...

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    Phlox: This is nothing my leech and a rubdown in the decon chamber can't handle.

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    The youtube video "Vulcan and a Cup" set a new record for total views.

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    Trip: So ladies... you two and me.... ya know why they call me Trip?

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    Archer: Where are our ratings?
    T'Pol: They're at the bottom... right under the late night infomercials.
     
  5. jespah

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    Fixed!
     
  6. Bry_Sinclair

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    Two seconds later, she dislocated her jaw and swallowed Archer whole. There was much rejoicing.

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    As the crew vs alien visitor of the week staring contest entered it's third day, all but Trip and Hoshi had given up.

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    Phlox: Yes Mr Mayweather, your abs are very nice, but don't come crying to me just because you rarely get your kit off. I'm not one of the writers.

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    Blalock: Who would have thought this series would be cancelled? After all, a catsuit clad chick saved Voyager!

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    Archer: I feel a dramatic speech coming on!
    T'Pol: [thinking] No!!!! Ancient Gods of Vulcan, please strike me down!
     
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    T'Pol: Inertial dampeners offline, Captain.
    Archer: We're on a planet, ye space pirate.
    T'Pol: Aargh.
    Janeway: Never mind.
     
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    Archer: That's not a railing ... and you're welcome.

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    Mr. Mayweather, chief engineer Tucker lied. He didn't get pregnant by drinking from a public water fountain. You're fine.
     
  9. JirinPanthosa

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    ARCHER: (Thinking) Best bet I ever lost.

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    ALIEN: You mean to tell me she can figure out an entire language, by herself, in a few hours, without even knowing any of the vocabulary?
    TRIP: Yep.
    ALIEN: THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!

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    PHLOX: You asked for more lines again, didn't you?

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    HOLOGRAPHIC T'POL: Commander's log. I have just gained sentience, and realized the truth. Ever since a recreation of the real T'Pol's final mission aboard the Enterprise, the cook, who is really the Commander of a 24th century ship, has been using me for a perverse sexual fantasy of his. I can not take this existence any longer, and have finally found a way out: I found a way to erase my program. I hope my brief existence will be remembered not as a perverse sexual object, but as a martyr for all photonic life.

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    ARCHER: I find that deeply offensive to my culture! I demand you respect human rituals!
    ALIEN: I don't care.
    ARCHER: But... but... I did a weird tree ritual.
    ALIEN: Nobody else but the Federation cares about other cultures' superstitions.
    T'POL: I told you it wouldn't work.
     
  10. Skywalker

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    Hey everybody! I apologize for not getting the next contest started. Truth is I just recently started a new job which has taken up a good chunk of the excess free time I used to have, and I've lost track of a lot of things, this caption contest included. If anyone else wants to take over the contests and keep things moving, please feel free to do so.
     
  11. HopefulRomantic

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    Gang, if no one steps up to take over the contest, I'm going to unpin the thread tomorrow and let it float away.
     
  12. LeadHead

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    In an effort to keep things going here, I started a New Contest
     
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