ENT Caption Contest #86: Worst. Slumber Party. Ever.

Discussion in 'Enterprise' started by Skywalker, Jan 1, 2013.

  1. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Hoshi: I'm sick of watching my nose hairs grow. I should have brought a back massager. T'Pol -
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  2. Nerys Myk

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    T'POL: "T'Pol", is a very common Vulcan name. That is not my profile on VulcanSingles.com.
     
  3. jespah

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    Archer: But this time I checked Snopes first!
     
  4. Triskelion

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    Phlox: Amazing, Lieutenant. Had you not shown me I never would have believed you could paint T'Pol in the nude with tobacco spit.

    Mayweather: Epic knockers.


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    That Vulcan ketsunoana. I don't have a Fu Manchu! I bet she has never even seen a Tarantino movie, for that matter!


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    Captain, thank you for refraining from your usual soapy activities for the night.

    No problem, Commander. I left all my floaty boats in my quarters.


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    Hoshi: I'd ask you what you're thinking but then they'd have to pay you for a speaking role.


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    Trip: Must be jelly cause jam don't shake like that!

    T'Pol:
    Just for that I'll string him along for a few years then marry a Vulcan.
     
  5. TiberiusMaximus

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  6. Antni

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    Archer: what's up with Malcolm?
    Phlox: he's got a case of numb tongue at the moment captain.

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    Hoshi: I'm Hoshi Sato and that was six o clock enterprise news.

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    Archer: my god this 50 shades of grey really is dirty.
    T'pol: I told you so captain.

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    Hoshi: what you smirking at?
    Travis: I've just put lip gloss on trip whilst he was sleeping hehe

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    Trip: wow I look great this lip gloss complements me, now pout. Ohh yeahhhh.
     
  7. TiberiusMaximus

    TiberiusMaximus Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    T'Pol: So, Captain, have Frank and Joe caught the burglar yet?
    Archer: Hey! Spoiler alert!
     
  8. Finn

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    Archer: I bet Cumberbatch is playing a young clone of myself, bent on revenge for Scotty's losing my prized beagle.

    T'Pol: Somehow, I doubt it.

    Archer: He looks like myself before Quantum Leap!
     
  9. Merlanthe

    Merlanthe Commander Red Shirt

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    T'Pol: Captain, what are you doing over there?

    Archer: I'm reading porn like I always do this time of day.

    T'Pol: No, I meant what are you doing in the girls toilets. You may be the most illogical human I have come accross but surely even you could have found a more suitable location for your hobby.

    Archer: ...why did you wait til you were sat on the can with your pants round your ankles to ask me this?
     
  10. Jonas Grumby

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    Archer: "Trip. Who are you hiding from?"
     
  11. triplittleminx

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    Screams come from where Trip is after being covered in whipped cream.

    Travis: I wonder if Trip has found my suprise?
    Hoshi : I think he has, you are sooo gonna get it.

    Off Camera Trip: Travis I hope you can run fast
     
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  12. Nerys Myk

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  13. jespah

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    Travis: Rostov and Kelly are having sex right behind me, right?
    Hoshi : Yep. He's the one screaming like a Girl Scout.
     
  14. Mistral

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    My first thought. :cool:
     
  15. NX-01

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    Reed - You owe me 10 bucks Ensign. You said I wouldn't stick my tongue out at the Captian.

    Mayweather - He's not even here.

    Phlox - You call that a tongue?

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    Sato - I've cleaned my teeth 5 times and I can still taste denobulan seamen.

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    T'Pol - Captian, are you aware that the doctor is whoring himself around the female crew members.

    Archer - I know, this is the lasted video. I never would have believed Hoshi was so adventurous in bed.

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    Hoshi - What are you smiling at?
    Mayweather - Just thinking of a video the doctor sent me.

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    Tucker - Ooooooh is that the doctors latest video?
     
  16. ThankQ

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    T'Pol: I am not here to indulge your fanwank, Captain.
     
  18. Skywalker

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    Good stuff, folks! I'd planned on getting the next contest up last night, but some things came up. It'll be up some time this evening. :techman:
     
  19. Skywalker

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