Discussion in 'Star Trek: Enterprise' started by Jar Jar Binks, Nov 5, 2012.
Oh good, then it's not just me who thinks so.
Hoshi (thinking) Looks 3, Dance 10
Hoshi: "Now I'm starting to see why all the fans hate you so much."
Trip: "Are you sure this "Time Wheel" thingy with work?"
Worf: "Yes, you must travel through time and design a dashboard display for us, or the galaxy is doomed."
Quite fitting for Kirk's childhood hero, don't you think?
Archer (thinking) Pity you're not green.
so many of these
Hoshi: Are you sure you want us to shoot your dead body into space in one of these?
Trip: Hell yeah. I want to confuse me some aliens.
Archer: Back home, I had not one but two chicks into me!
Archer: "Well...I didn't say my home."
Hoshi: "Where else could they be from? Trip's had more luck with the female guest stars than you have."
Archer: "You know, I could always drop you off on that planet where you left the space slug."
Hoshi: "Well, I've heard, once you go invertebrate, you never go back."
Bakula: "Admit it. You thought you were going to be one of the 'Big Three' on the show, didn't you."
Park: "Admit it. You thought you were going to be a Kirk-like badass, didn't you."
Trip: You have got to try this new Orgasmatron! I better clean it up first...
Archer: Dude, I am soooo baked right now!
Good ones, guys!
Guess what I had for breakfast. <farts>
Brushed three times and I'm still tasting sausage burrito.
Hoshi: This is what we did with the last caption host who didn't post a new contest in a timely enough manner!
No wonder there's loose change all over the gym.
Trip: "You shoulda been here earlier. T'Pol took a spin on this thing without wearing a bra!"
Hoshi: "You're a pig."
Archer: "You think you can scare me? Don't you know who you're talking to?"
HMNSHI! GNMMT MBLLS OTTFHH MFFFRFKKKK MFFFF!
Get your own balls out of your mouth, Commander.
- And then I asked the cop for her phone number.
Is that when she beat you with her nightstick?
Oh, have you heard this one before?
"Yo ess-toy Poo-Tah!"
Now you know the traditional greeting of Mexican Diplomacy, Captain.
Tomorrow Japan, O-Du-Shu-San.
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