ENT Caption Contest #84: Many Vanishing Returns

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  1. Triskelion

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    Oh good, then it's not just me who thinks so.
     
  2. jespah

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    Hoshi (thinking) Looks 3, Dance 10
     
  3. Skywalker

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    Hoshi: "Now I'm starting to see why all the fans hate you so much."
     
  4. T'Girl

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    Trip: "Are you sure this "Time Wheel" thingy with work?"

    Worf: "Yes, you must travel through time and design a dashboard display for us, or the galaxy is doomed."

    :)
     
  5. Miss Lemon

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    Good one! :lol:
     
  6. Skywalker

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    Quite fitting for Kirk's childhood hero, don't you think? ;)
     
  7. jespah

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    Archer (thinking) Pity you're not green.
     
  8. lurok

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    [​IMG] so many of these :lol:
     
  9. Triskelion

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    Hoshi: Are you sure you want us to shoot your dead body into space in one of these?
    Trip: Hell yeah. I want to confuse me some aliens.

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    Archer: Back home, I had not one but two chicks into me!
    Hoshi: Earth?
     
  10. Skywalker

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    Archer: "Well...I didn't say my home."
    Hoshi: "Where else could they be from? Trip's had more luck with the female guest stars than you have."
    Archer: "You know, I could always drop you off on that planet where you left the space slug."
     
  11. jespah

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    Hoshi: "Well, I've heard, once you go invertebrate, you never go back."
     
  12. Jonas Grumby

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    Park: "Admit it. You thought you were going to be a Kirk-like badass, didn't you."
     
  13. Kirby

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    Trip: You have got to try this new Orgasmatron! I better clean it up first...


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    Archer: Dude, I am soooo baked right now!
     
  14. Triskelion

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    :guffaw::guffaw: Good ones, guys!



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    Guess what I had for breakfast. <farts>

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    Brushed three times and I'm still tasting sausage burrito.
     
  15. R. Star

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    Hoshi: This is what we did with the last caption host who didn't post a new contest in a timely enough manner!

    :)
     
  16. jespah

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    No wonder there's loose change all over the gym.
     
  17. Jonas Grumby

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  18. Skywalker

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    Archer: "You think you can scare me? Don't you know who you're talking to?"

    :p
     
  19. Triskelion

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    HMNSHI! GNMMT MBLLS OTTFHH MFFFRFKKKK MFFFF!

    Get your own balls out of your mouth, Commander.


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    - And then I asked the cop for her phone number.

    Is that when she beat you with her nightstick?

    Oh, have you heard this one before?

    No.
     
  20. Triskelion

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    "Yo ess-toy Poo-Tah!"

    Now you know the traditional greeting of Mexican Diplomacy, Captain.

    Tomorrow Japan?

    Tomorrow Japan, O-Du-Shu-San.
     

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