ENT Caption Competition #92: Hopefully No Glitches This Time

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  1. Bry_Sinclair

    Bry_Sinclair Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Once again sorry for the issues I was having with my Photobucket account, I've set up one with ImageShack solely for the Caption Competition, so hopefully it won't happen again.

    As always thanks for all the entries, I've been having a right good chuckle to myself which has made this one a bit of a toughie, but with further ado here are the winners:

    And now for the specialist awards:

    The Archer Gets His Ass Whooped Award
    The Breaking The Fourth Wall Award
    The Remember That For Next Time Award
    The Captain’s Gone Crazy Award
    And of course, this week's selection:
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  2. Tosk

    Tosk Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    "Guys, I seriously think this cranberry juice has gone bad..."


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    "What an odd species. There seems to be very little evidence of intelligence."
    -- Porthos.
     
  3. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Thanks for the wins, Bry_Sinclair! :techman::) Woo-hoo!

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    Twip, 'is piwe diw not taswe wike peppuwmint! An' it was fwozen! Who does that?? U made me wook wike a idiot!


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    T'Pol: Vulcan death grip...attack!


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    I'm not kidding! I saw the hoo-mon captain giving this creature umax!

    Barbarians!


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    T'Pol: I thought what Trip needed to make him more interesting was a sentient handlebar mustache.

    Mustache: You'd think!
     
  4. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    I am Count Bakula...

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    T'POL: I think you're exaggerating.

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    T'POL: Uh, thanks. Trip. I'll treasure it always.

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    GRISH: Then when I click twice it sits.

    MUK: Its still standing.
     
  5. The Laughing Vulcan

    The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Admiral

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    Archer: "Phlox, great Doctor, crap dentist..."

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    Trip: "You know, for someone who only gets the urge once every seven years... wait a second... How long is a Vulcan year?"
    T'Pol: "Five Earth minutes. Remove your clothes."

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    Ferengi: "All hail the hypnobeagle!"

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    T'Pol: "Tholian sex toys are weird."
     
  6. JirinPanthosa

    JirinPanthosa Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    ARCHER: Trip, quick! We need to reset the timeline!
    TRIP: Why?
    ARCHER: I BIT MY CHEEK!

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    TRIP: These are the new uniforms?
    T'POL: Only for you.
    TRIP: This is sexual harassment.
    T'POL: Sexual harassment is legal on Vulcan. Now you're just sounding racist.
    TRIP: Check and mate.

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    FERENGI 1: Can we sell it?
    FERENGI 2: I'd rather pet it.
    FERENGI 1: Pet it? But there is no PROFIT in petting...
    FERENGI 2: Oh lay off it for five minutes!

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    T'POL: Mmm, delicious.
     
  7. Mistral

    Mistral Vice Admiral Admiral

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  8. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    T'Pol: "My God, is everything on this ship just sex, sex, sex?!"
    Trip: "When it comes to recreational activities, yep, sex or Parcheesi, that's about it."
     
  9. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    TRIP: I'm beginning to think playing strip poker with you was a bad idea.
     
  10. Xip

    Xip Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Archer: You ... punch like a girl, you know that?
     
  11. jespah

    jespah Commodore Commodore

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    Archer: I borrowed T'Pol's makeup for that bee-stung look. Whaddaya think?
     
  12. jespah

    jespah Commodore Commodore

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    And of course, this week's selection:
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    C'mon, that Girl Scout was HUGE!

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    T'Pol: So you are claiming that all of chef's foot-long subs are now five dollars in cost?

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    It says it will reveal all of the hoo-mons' secrets for something it calls 'Snausages'.

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    It's a Vulcan Snausage!
     
  13. Finn

    Finn Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Trip: You win. It doesn't take much to take the Captain down
     
  14. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    "...Oh boy."
     
  15. Bry_Sinclair

    Bry_Sinclair Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    New competition will be up this evening (was going to do it yesterday, but was abducted and taken to see Rush...mmmmm Chris Hemsworth :drool::drool::drool:).
     
  16. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Thanks for the wins! :bolian:

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    Archer: Archer to Phlox. I have a boo boo.

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    Trip: So then, she says, "why don't you slip into something more comfortable..."

    T'Pol: Apparently given how tight those shorts are, you and I have similar interpretations of the word "comfortable."


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    Porthos: Just so you know, I'd make a better villain in this episode.

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    T'Pol: *sniff* *sniff* Captain Archer has been here recently. *sniff* *sniff* and he's been... using my shampoo?!
     
  17. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Porthos: Just come a little closer, Ferengi swine...so I can PEE on you.
     
  18. Bry_Sinclair

    Bry_Sinclair Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Sorry folks for not getting this done sooner, but every time I tried to get the winners picked and the new competition started my browser experienced errors and had to shut down (I'm blaming the damn adverts!).

    New competition is up.

    Thanks for all the entries!
     

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