ENT Caption Competition #91: All Kinds of Action

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  1. R. Star

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    Hoshi: I could be having a gratifying career teaching.
    Travis: I could be on a ship where I get to do something.
    T'Pol: I could be on a ship not full of smelly humans.
    Trip: I like it here.
    Malcolm: I get to blow things up.

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    Trip: Wow... welcome to the jungle...
    T'Pol: The coarseness is a natural evolutionary defense against Vulcan males undergoing pon'farr. Get the clippers.
    Trip: Feels like sandpaper... can I change my mind?

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    Hayes: Mine fell the hardest!
    Reed: Mine are the deadest!

    (both laugh)

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    Archer: Wow, this chair's more bulky than TNG's original DVD case.
     
  2. Santa Garrus

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    Trip: (whispering) 2 to 1 odds that the speech is about gazelles.

    Malcolm: (whispering) You're on.

    Archer: One time, in San Francisco...

    Malcolm: (whispering) Ha! Pay up!

    Archer: I went to the zoo and saw a group of gazelles...

    Malcolm: (whispering) Damn it!

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    Trip: Wow. That's good enough to crash photobucket...

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    Malcolm: Okay, we can explain away the dead aliens. But what about the fires?

    Hayes: Wizard?

    Malcolm: Wizard.

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    Archer: YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!!

    MACO: Doctor?

    Phlox: It's called Heston-itis. Hide the Phase Pistols.
     
  3. Bry_Sinclair

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