ENT Caption Competition #91: All Kinds of Action

Discussion in 'Enterprise' started by Bry_Sinclair, Sep 1, 2013.

  1. Bry_Sinclair

    Bry_Sinclair Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Well that is my first Caption Competition finished and people did enter it, so greatest fear alleviated. Can I say a big thanks to everyone who entered, I've been getting more than a few chuckles out of the entries, even as I re-read them to pick the winners.

    So here they are:
    And then there are some that I thought deserved their own special awards:

    The Sci-Fi Crossover Award
    The Awkward Family Moment Award
    The Photomanipulation Award
    And the Breaking The Fourth Wall Award
    Congratulations to all the winners.

    And now on to this weeks selection:
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  2. jespah

    jespah Commodore Commodore

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    Hey, thanks for the win! :)

    And now on to this weeks selection:
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    Reed: I'm sorry Captain, but the tribe has spoken. We've voted you off the Enterprise.

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    Trip: One, two ... three?

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    Hayes: I've always hated that floor!
    Reed: Pity about the carpets, though.

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    Archer: Travis! Travis! Speak to me!
    Phlox: That's the most attention anyone's ever paid to him!
    Hamboyan: I want that job.
     
  3. jazzstick

    jazzstick Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Thanks for the win!


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    It was a bizarre and awkward moment when the crew found out that the intruder alert was in fact Dr. Flox nude and sleep walking in the cargo bay!


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    Ummm....yours is bigger than mine!


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    This is what happenes when Security tries to use the stove!


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    Archer: The table doctor, it's speaking to me, a mind is reaching out...to..make contact!

    Flox: Captain, I told you, the old "This chair is controlled by aliens" trick won't get you out of your annual colonoscopy this time! Now take your pants off and lay down before I'm forced to make the Corpral here do it for you!
     
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  4. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    TFTW & the contests Bry_Sinclair! :bolian:

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    Art teacher: Who here is not bothered by emotional reactions?
    T'Pol: Obviously that would be me.
    Art teacher: Good for you. Now get naked so we can commence to sketching.


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    Trip: The Road Runner ? Where's Wile E. Coyote?
    T'Pol: Let's just say about to plummet into the crevasse.


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    Hayes: Is that a Japanese love pillow under your bed?
    Reed: Yes. Apparently there weren't enough people in Asia for me to get laid.


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    Archer: Clear! Zap! Clear! Zap!
    Maco: Medicating people without their consent?
    Phlox: Gotta pass the time between breast exams somehow.
     
  5. Nerys Myk

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    TRIP: The Cap'n sure can take a punch.

    T'POL: Technically that was several punches
     
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    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    REED: Next time, one of us should probably be the "good cop".
     
  7. Gil T.Azell

    Gil T.Azell Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Trip: "I'm done..."
    T'Pol: "Again Trip.. go see the Dr."
     
  8. Nerys Myk

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    TRIP: I had no idea piercing was popular on Vulcan.
     
  9. Triskelion

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    Hayes: Have we shunned the fire enough to make it go out yet?
    Reed: Where did you say you were from again?

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    Archer: I'm sorry, T'Pol. You have terminal nymphomania. And there's only one cure.
    Phlox: Been there.

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    Trip: I thought the Badlands were on DS9.
     
  10. Nerys Myk

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    PHLOX: I take it a Corinthian is good for making leather?
     
  11. JirinPanthosa

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    Off screen, Archer entertains the crew with his tap routine.

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    TRIP: T'Pol, be honest. Is there any such thing as Vulcan neuropressure?
    T'POL: You got me. I paid off Phlox.
    TRIP: I knew it. What real Vulcan technique would be so blatantly erotic?
    T'POL: Now want to or not?

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    HAYES: This is sure to get me cast in the new Die Hard reboot!
    REED: No, you have to do it like this.

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    Archer: This looks obscenely uncomfortable. It's perfect!
     
  12. Nerys Myk

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    ARCHER (singing): Oh, Chairy, our love Holds on, holds on Oh, Chairy, our love Holds on, holds on

    PHLOX: That's disturbing.

    MACO: That he's singing to a chair?

    PHLOX: No, that he's singing a Steve Perry song.
     
  13. Triskelion

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    Phlox: First time meeting a Chaiselonguean, Captain?
    Archer: What makes you say that?
    Phlox: Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place.
     
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    Trip: Your ears sure aren't the only pair of pointy things you have..
     
  15. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Why are none of the photos showing up? :confused:
     
  16. T'Girl

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    I can't see them either
     
  17. Bry_Sinclair

    Bry_Sinclair Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Having issues with my photobucket account right now, which is why the new contest isn't up yet. Looking at alternative and hopefully will get something sorted in the next day or two.
     
  18. jazzstick

    jazzstick Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    This makes me so sad. :(
     
  19. jazzstick

    jazzstick Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Bry!

    Hook me up, I need my Trek Captions! I'm having withdrawls!!!
     
  20. Bry_Sinclair

    Bry_Sinclair Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Since things seem to be back to normal, new competition will begin on Saturday.

    Sorry about the technical problems folks.