ENT Caption Competition #90: Down Time

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Enterprise' started by Bry_Sinclair, Aug 21, 2013.

  1. Bry_Sinclair

    Bry_Sinclair Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Hello all,

    I've always fancied having a go at a caption competition, so here it goes. Normally I will be running them from Sunday to Sunday, but seeing as this is my first time I thought I'd give you folks a little longer, entries will be accepted until Sunday 1st September.

    Enjoy.

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    Last edited: Aug 21, 2013
  2. JirinPanthosa

    JirinPanthosa Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    ARCHER: We must finally be back to our own time.
    TRIP (OS): How do you know?
    ARCHER: All the colors are oversaturated.

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    TRIP: Yeah, I'm really into, umm...logic and stuff!
    T'POL: You see mother, he's a perfect match.

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    TRIP: What the...? Oh, hell. What year am I in this time?

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    ARCHER (OS): Travis, let the writer go!
    MAYWEATHER: Not until he gives me more lines!
     
  3. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    ARCHER: What the hell? You said this was a Niners game!!!!

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    TRIP: So, I'm guessing separate bedrooms?

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    TRIP: Jesus, don't they have curtains on Vulcan?

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    MAYWEATHER: You said the transporter was safe, Tucker!!!!!
     
  4. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Archer: (whispering) Damnit, Trip. You said there'd be a teleprompter.

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    Trip: Well, that's certainly the quickest a mother has disapproved of me.


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    Trip: Where'd you get this bedding? Bed, Bath and Bizarre?

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    Blonde Guy:..... de....odor....ant..... (Dies)
     
  5. jespah

    jespah Commodore Commodore

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    Thanks for doing this, Bry_Sinclair!

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    Dammit, the minute I mention gazelles, that shuttle turns into a clown car. The entire crew must be in there by now.

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    T'Mel brought a doctor home to her mother. T'Paya brought a lawyer. T'Varna brought home a rich man. And you bring me this? Oy, where did I go wrong?

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    Torture in the 22nd century is an all-too early wakeup call and being forced to sleep on sheets that are not 200 thread count.

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    Travis Mayweather was highly skilled in the ancient North American fighting technique known as noogies.
     
  6. Mistral

    Mistral Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Archer(thinking): "Two hours. I spend two hours looking all over Market Street for where Trip parked the shuttle and it was here the whole time. Damn!"
     
  7. jazzstick

    jazzstick Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Oh boy....


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    Don't worry mother his life span is half of ours!


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    I'm laying in something wet!

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    Merryweather picked up a horrible back sucking Ed Bagley Jr. parasite from Cacazoid 7!
     
  8. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    TRIP: Y'all are touch telepaths right? If not, I got the feeling there a big telepathic fight going on right now.
     
  9. Finn

    Finn Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Archer: *thinking* What was I thinking? Not getting beat up after getting home?...
     
  10. Starpaul20

    Starpaul20 Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Archer: What do you mean by 'I can't park there'? I just saved the fucking world!
     
  11. Herkimer Jitty

    Herkimer Jitty Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Archer: "-and so we will explore strange new, uhh. Line."

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    T'Les: "Your boyfriend really should get a bowl cut. He looks like a a damn illogical hooligan."

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    Trip: "Unh... why can't every planet have a 24 hour day?"

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    Travis: "Gimme all your lunch money, nerd!"

    Nerd: "In my time, we've evolved beyond the need for m-"

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    Nerd: "Ok, ok! Take my wallet!"
     
  12. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Archer: This must be how Freddy Mercury felt at Wembley.
    Trip: You wish!


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    Trip: Well you pass the Girlfriend's Future Looks test. Next up, the Frigidity test.


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    I asked for Mister Spock sheets, what's this crap?


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    Guy: Race card! Race card!
    Mayweather: Damn! I almost had him!
     
  13. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    Not in the face! Not in the face!
     
  14. Nebusj

    Nebusj Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    It's a stadium ... thousands of people watching me ... shuttlepod in front of me ... zeppelins in the sky ... giant toothbrushes hanging over the stadium edge ... man, I wish I could tell whether this was a dream so I knew if I should be embarrassed I don't have any pants.

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    ``So, uh, Mrs T'Pol ma'am I was guessing I could just stay at the 'Y' ... uh ... if it's still called a 'Y' here ... it'd be a 'V' here on Vulcan, wouldn't it? Er, I guess not or else a 'Y' on Earth would be an 'E', so here ... uh ... it ... ... is it okay if I just go out and kill myself?''
    ``Yes.''

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    ``Wake up, Trip. Wake up. You're sleeping in the linen closet.''

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    ``Sir, you know we have standing orders to punch Conan O'Brien!''
     
  15. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Archer: All right, I AM the Captain!!!

    Crowd: HE IS THE CAPTAIN!!!

    Archer: Now...FUCK OFF!

    (long pause)

    Man in crowd: ... How shall we fuck off, Captain Archer?
     
  16. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Mayweather: I keep telling Balok's puppet here to stop trying to get the credits to roll!
    Man: YOU HAVE EIGHT EARTH MINUTES LEFT!
     
  17. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    STEVE ROGERS: Yeah, just wait till I join the army! Who'll be the big tough guy then?
     
  18. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    ARCHER: Hello? Hello? Is this thing on? Damn it, Hoshi, Whats the problem....ohh

    HOSHI: Fixed, sir.
     
  19. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    TRIP: I've no idea what it was we drank or did last night, but it was some crazy stuff, T'Pol.

    T'LES: Guess again, Earthboy.
     
  20. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Spock sheets!
    Yes. Spock's sheets. As requested.
    Not Spock's sheets, Spock sheets!
    Is that not what I just said?
    Spock! Sheets!
    I know!