"Encounter at Farpoint" Line-by-Line

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  1. Iamnotspock

    Iamnotspock Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    ENSIGN: And as you can see, Sir, it's pointing you that way.
     
  2. Gul Re'jal

    Gul Re'jal Commodore Commodore

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    RIKER: Thank you.
     
  3. Iamnotspock

    Iamnotspock Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    ENSIGN: You're welcome, Sir.

    (She checks out Riker's ass and leaves)
     
  4. Orac

    Orac Admiral Admiral

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    Computer: The next hatchway on your right.
     
  5. Iamnotspock

    Iamnotspock Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    RIKER: Thank you.
     
  6. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Computer: You're welcome, Commander Riker. Would you care to enter, Sir?
     
  7. Orac

    Orac Admiral Admiral

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    Riker: I do.

    (The holodeck doors open to show trees and vegetation. There is birdsong)

    [Forest]

    Riker: Hello?

    (He crosses a stream by stepping stones. One wobbles. Someone is trying to whistle 'Pop goes the Weasel'. Riker finishes the tune)
     
  8. Gul Re'jal

    Gul Re'jal Commodore Commodore

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    DATA: Marvellous. How easily humans do that. I still need much practice.
     
  9. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Riker: There's some puzzles down on the,

    Data jumps down from the ledge above.

    Riker: ... Down on the planet that the captain wants answered. He suggested that I take you with me on the Away Team that I'll be leading.
     
  10. Gul Re'jal

    Gul Re'jal Commodore Commodore

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    DATA: I shall endeavour to function adequately, sir.
     
  11. Orac

    Orac Admiral Admiral

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    Riker: Yes. When the captain suggested you, I looked up your record.
     
  12. Gul Re'jal

    Gul Re'jal Commodore Commodore

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    DATA: Yes, sir. A wise procedure, sir, always.
     
  13. Orac

    Orac Admiral Admiral

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    Riker: Then your rank of Lieutenant Commander is honorary?
     
  14. Gul Re'jal

    Gul Re'jal Commodore Commodore

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    DATA: No, sir. Starfleet class of '78; honours in probability mechanics and exobiology.
     
  15. Orac

    Orac Admiral Admiral

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    Riker: Your file says that you're an
     
  16. Gul Re'jal

    Gul Re'jal Commodore Commodore

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    DATA: Machine, Correct, sir. Does that trouble you?
     
  17. Orac

    Orac Admiral Admiral

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    Riker: To be honest, yes, a little.
     
  18. Gul Re'jal

    Gul Re'jal Commodore Commodore

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    DATA: Understood, sir. Prejudice is very human.
     
  19. Orac

    Orac Admiral Admiral

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    Riker: Now that does trouble me. Do you consider yourself superior to us?
     
  20. Gul Re'jal

    Gul Re'jal Commodore Commodore

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    DATA: I am superior, sir, in many ways, but I would gladly give it up to be human.
     

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