DS9 Caption Context 87: Station of Looooooove

Discussion in 'Deep Space Nine' started by Smellincoffee, Feb 8, 2014.

  1. Smellincoffee

    Smellincoffee Commodore Commodore

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    I spoke with Ln X, who had been doing the DS9 contests, and asked if the DS9 captions were suspended. He said he had lost interest and said I could 'take over'. This isn't a coup -- if someone else wants to do it they're welcome to join in -- but I like DS9 too much to let its forum go captionless!

    So, some winners!

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    And funniest-of --

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    A week from Valentine's Day, this contest's theme is obvious: l'amor, but featuring some overlooked pairings..



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    I'll let it run up to two weeks so everybody has a chance to join in the fun. :)
     
  2. JirinPanthosa

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  3. Nerys Myk

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    BAREIL: You're on top, that's about as interesting as I get.
     
  4. LeadHead

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    Welcome to the team Smellincoffee! :bolian:

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    Dorn: Cut! Don't you think it's odd that you're not having Jadzia be interested in me yet?

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  5. Gil T.Azell

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  7. bbjeg

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    Thanks for the pick. :techman:

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  9. Nerys Myk

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  11. Armored Saint

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  14. Armored Saint

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  15. Nerys Myk

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