DS9 Caption Contest 92: With Friends like These....

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine' started by Smellincoffee, Apr 27, 2014.

  1. Smellincoffee

    Smellincoffee Commodore Commodore

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    Welcome back, everyone, and hope you enjoyed that little diversion into The Office for April 1st. We're now resuming the countdown to 100, with this week's shots being dedicated to Bajorans (and other 'friends') behaving badly. But first, winners!


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    This week's theme: With Friends Like These....
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    See you in two weeks, and happy captioning. :D
     
  2. Nebusj

    Nebusj Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    ``How does the Kiss Cam keep finding us?''

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    Conan O'Brien is The Natural!

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    ``Hello Cleveland!''
    ``Our disruptors go up to eleven!''

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    This is why nobody visits the Edvard-Munchian homeworld.

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    Odo: ``See what I have to put up with on a daily basis, folks? Sometimes it's amazing I don't just blow up the whole station.''
     
  3. JirinPanthosa

    JirinPanthosa Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Thanks for the triple-win!

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    DUKAT: And then I tell them, I'm just too generous. I love the Bajorans too much. And that is my greatest flaw.
    ODO: As a keen observer of Bajoran nature, I find it highly unlikely that they believe you, and much more likely they're just trying not to get executed.
    DUKAT: Oh, but they DO love me.
    ODO: Whatever, you're the Gul.

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    PROPHET: You are adversarial.
    SISKO: Not adversarial, competitive!
    PROPHET: No civilized creature would use the DH rule.

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    WINN: Do you think we can ditch the politic speak and just say we want to use each other to get ourselves power? Clearly we're both super-corrupt.

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    MARTOK: I'm impressed Avery. You finally found a role that fits your acting style.
    AVERY BROOKS: KLINGONS DO NOT...WHISPER!!!
    MARTOK: We should swap characters.

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    Abstain. Somebody else will think of a better strap on joke than I can.

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    DUKAT: No, this is how we must leave the lighting during the attack. When Sisko beams over, he'll think we're Prophets.
     
  4. Mistral

    Mistral Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Klingon #2: "Excuse me, General Martok? Where on the ship did you find a pair of bull testicles?"

    Martok: "These aren't bull testicles. These were Worf's-but he pissed me off."
     
  5. anthony_lynch15

    anthony_lynch15 Lieutenant Junior Grade Red Shirt

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    I got two that time. :)

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    Not many people a re aware of this but Kai Winn was a chiropractor before she joined the path of the prophets!



    Can't think of anything for the other pictures at the moment.
     
  6. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Odo: Why are you looking at me like that?
    Dukat: Odo...I wish I knew how to quit you.

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    Have you ever had that...not-so-fresh feeling?

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    Winn: What do you mean, you faked every orgasm?

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    Klingon: (sighs) Well, throw a rope over the rafters and hang me high!
    Martok: Go jump on a bat'leth, petaQ.

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    Solbor: Volaaaaaaareeeeeeeeee....
    Winn: (stab) STOP THAT! You are SO tone-deaf!

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    Odo (Prophet): Lens flares are of Bajor.
     
  7. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    WINN: For me, "back stabbing" isn't a metaphor.
     
  8. Smellincoffee

    Smellincoffee Commodore Commodore

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    Dukat: This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
    Odo: I think not.

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    The face of a man who knows the baseball is coming, and knows too it can't be dodged.
    (Moments later)
    Sisko: THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!


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    Jaro: You must join me, Adami, and together we will destroy the Circle!
    Winn: You're no Christopher Lee, though the resemblance is slight.


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    Winn: I told you what would happened if you served my tea lukewarm again, didn't I? DIDN'T I?
     
  9. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Gul Dukat: Do you know why Quark only hires Bajoran dabo girls?
    Odo: No, why?
    Gul Dukat: He heard they have a Prophet motive.
    Odo: That's it, you're under arrest.


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    Prophets: If you build it, they will come....
    Sisko: A baseball field?
    Prophets: No, a gender-neutral toilet. OF COURSE A BASEBALL FIELD! HELLO, SYMBOLISM??


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    Winn: Oh, you have a problem fleeing from wormhole space?
    Jaro: Yes, I did not say I had "problem fleas from your wormhole space." That would make no sense.


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    Kai Winn: I know it's your birthday request, Solbor, but couldn't we reenact a scene from any other movie than Pulp Fiction?
     
  10. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Dukat: Odo, shapeshift into a comfort woman for your old friend Skrain, okay? It's been a long duty shift.

    Odo: Go spin on a Dabo table.

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    Sisko (offscreen): He says his name is Mike Trout VIII. You sure this guy can hit?

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    Jaro: With your colleagues in the Vedek Assembly backing my candidacy, Bajor will be ours.

    Winn: Yeah, yeah, walk with the Prophets, I got it. Now if you don't take your hands off me this instant, I put my Vedek hat up your Politician ass.

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    Winn: I'm sorry, Solbor, I must have forgotten basic anatomy. You really should have asked someone else to do your prostate exam.
     
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  11. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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  12. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    ^ I'm ashamed that I didn't think of that pun first, actually. :wah:
     
  13. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Dukat: Odo, I need for you to find the murderer.

    Odo stares at Dukat

    Dukat: Not funny, Odo.

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    Baseball player: Aggressive, Adversarial.

    Baseball Player hit by pitch.

    Baseball Player: Painful!

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    Jaro: You and I shall be the greatest leaders Bajor has ever known! I mean unless the Cardassians are supplying my criminal organization and you start working with Dukat and get killed in a double cross.

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    Martok: Wow, mercilessly killing guards with a surprise attack is really tiring. Sisko, you kill the next one.

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    Solbor: And I thought the salary was murder...
     
  14. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Frank Langella: "Think about it! Count Dracula boffs Nurse Ratched! We'll knock Paris Hilton's and Pam Anderson's tapes right out of the market!"
     
  15. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Martok: Brag all you want! But don't stand between me and the "I conquered Cardassia and all I got was this lousy T shirt" shirts!
     
  16. Smellincoffee

    Smellincoffee Commodore Commodore

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    24 hour (ish) warning! Caption `em while they're hot.
     
  17. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    WINN: It's the harder you can go?
    JARO: **sigh** Yes...
     
  18. Nebusj

    Nebusj Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Jaro: ``Look, I know I'm a despicable, dishonest, deceptive, fundamentally unprincipled, malicious, manipulative … I'm standing right behind you, aren't I?''
     
  19. Smellincoffee

    Smellincoffee Commodore Commodore

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    That -ish is in full affect, because I'm letting this puppy run 'til tomorrow. ;)
     
  20. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    JARO: How about tomorrow? I'm a little tired right now.

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