DS9 Caption Contest 90: No Small Roles

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  1. Smellincoffee

    Smellincoffee Commodore Commodore

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    Thanks to all who participated last week! Hard to pick favorites as always, but that's the job.

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    This is either a passably witty play on words or a butchered misspelling, take your pick. :p





    Annnd....

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    This week's theme: No Small Roles, with a concentration on minor characters! This may run short, depending on participation, because I'm playing with the idea of a special one for the start of April. We're bearing down on the 100th contest, so the countdown begins; each contest will have a focus on one character or a set. I think I'm borrowing the idea from the TNG contest. :p

    Now, miner characters!

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    "Minors, not miners!"
    She is minor! She's a teenager! ​

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    Okay, folks, the contest will run for at least one week. :)
     
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  3. Candlelight

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    "You sunk my battleship"

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    "You asked me to fix your helm console and I've found your problem. Main display had moisture damage. Looks like a coffee stain."
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    Seconds before falling...

    Nog: Nonsense, Jake, Ferengi ears have enlarged ear drums making for better balance than you hoo-mons, see...woah!

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    Quark: So, this is a time before hoo-mons moved to a non-monetary based economy? Rom, Nog, we're staying right here. Now, how'd you like to be the first hoo-mon to own his own moon?

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    There has got to be a twist.
    A pin ball wizard,
    S'got such a supple wrist.♪♫


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    Sisko: Hugo-t to be kidding me.

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    RON MOORE: Fire. With that actress the stories we have planned for her would be far too creepy.

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    JAKE: Resist the urge to kick the chair over. Resist the urge to kick the chair over. Oh, screw it, it's just far too good! (Kick)

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    QUARK: So you're telling me, 20th century Earth is just like Ferenginar, only with FEWER regulatory laws?!

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    WEYOUN: I've analyzed their attack pattern. Still I can't understand how they managed to take us by surprise.
    DAMAR: They attacked from above. You know space is 3d right?
    FOUNDER: *sigh* "First, prepare to activate the next Weyoun clone."

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    SISKO: You know I watched Les Miserables last week. Russell Crowe was great.
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    Bashir, offscreen: Not at all. It's just that this film is a bit creepy.
    Garak, offscreen: My good doctor, "The Unending Occupation" is the finest example of the repetitive epic in film form.
    Bashir, offscreen: Garak, it's just generations of Bajoran and half-Bajoran women being sent to labor camps where they toil, lose the men they love, until they submit to the authority of the "benevolent" camp commander.
    Garak, offscreen: Stirring, isn't it. I find this young woman especially ravishing.
    Bashir, offscreen: Oh, please! You're a crusty old man, and she's barely a teenager.
    Garak, offscreen: Spare me your federation values.
     
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    Sisko, sipping raktajino: That must have hurt. What was the plan, exactly?
    Eddington: ..you were supposed to have been sitting here.

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    Changeling: Ignore it. The Dominion is no 'evil league of evil'.
    Weyoun, droning: Certainly not! You in your wisdom have created in it the most beneficent-
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  8. Nebusj

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    Quark: An authentic pre-federation hewman hat, do you know how much I could get for one of these back home?

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    Weyoun: Is that a smudge?
    Damar: I'm sure it's nothi......
    Founder: The Dominion will not tolerate uncleanliness!

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    Sisko: Plot a course to the Badlands.
    Eddington: Whatever you say Javert!
    Sisko: Tell me Mr Eddington, have you read the scene where Javert slammed Jean Valjean's face in to the console?
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  11. Finn

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    Odo: *through the link* so they haven't noticed the console is actually me?

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  12. Bad Thoughts

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  15. Triskelion

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    Worf: Enough with the Jacque Cousteau bit!
    Kira: Ze happiness of ze war bébé eez to exist....


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    Quark: - and I'm telling you, they're gonna want to cancel Firefly! You must NOT allow it! Fans will be pissed!


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    Damar: And have we decided what we want to drink yet?
    Weyoun: Something with an umbrella in it.
    Founder: Weyoun....
    Weyoun: I'm sorry, for a minute there I thought I was an adult man allowed to choose his own drink.
    Damar: Wife?
    Weyoun: Alien shapeshifter bent on galactic domination. So, you're not far off.


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    Eddington: Yes - there's Javert, and there's his dog, Dogbert.
     
  16. Smellincoffee

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    24 hour warning! :)
     
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    Dukat: Batter makes it to second base.

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    Dukat: Wait til the 7th Inning Stretch.

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    Eddington: Where are we really going Javert?

    Sisko: I heard the Voyager got lost in the Delta Quadrant by flying through this part of the badlands. You're locked on course now. Sisko to Defiant, one to beam up. See you in 70 years, sucker.
     
  18. Armored Saint

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