DS9 Caption Contest 86: A Lost Cause

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine' started by Ln X, Dec 27, 2013.

  1. Finngle Bells

    Finngle Bells Vice Admiral Admiral

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  2. shivkala

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  3. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    BASHIR: Worf,we're chaperones at a high school prom. You don't have the authority to kill a kid for spiking the punch!
     
  4. cal_nevari

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  5. Mistral

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  6. Ríu ríu chíu

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  7. Santa Garrus

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    Bashir: Worf, what do you mean "We're just backup dancers?!"
     
  8. Wintermute

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    Bashir: Kira won the coin toss and she gets to wear the dress.
    Worf: What about -
    Bashir: And the gloves.

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    Worf: I did not play with toys.
    Jem'Hadar: I was never a boy.
    Sisko: And I'm wearing an adult diaper. So what are we talking about?
     
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  9. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

    Happy Xmas (War Is Over) Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    BASHIR: You have a kid Worf, no one's going to buy the virgin in white look!
     
  10. Smellincoffee

    Smellincoffee Commodore Commodore

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    So....will this contest pick up again?
     
  11. T'Girl

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    Sid: "That's absurd, I'll have you know ...".
    Nina: "I've seen you naked."
    Sid: "Blast !!!"

    Worf: "But according to Lando that's what it's all about."


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