DS9 Caption Contest 82; Out of Luck

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  1. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Good job with the last caption contest folks! And now onto the next one.

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    The photoshop award goes to:


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    For this caption contest the theme is 'running out of luck'. Now, here are the pictures...

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    Good luck and have fun!
     
  2. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Kirayoshi (thinking): Meh. Klingon opera hurts, but at least he's not singing that damn Vapors song every 30 seconds.
     
  3. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Worf: And now comes the battle in the domestic front.

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    Garak: So how would like to depart from this life? With a blaze of glory or scared senseless?
    Quark: Blaze of glory?

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    Klingon: You filthy PetaQ! You stole my blood wine! And what do you have to say for yourself?
    Morn: ...
     
  4. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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  5. Finn

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    Worf:...Squirmy, smelly and whiny. Just like his father
     
  6. JirinPanthosa

    JirinPanthosa Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    SISKO: Yeah. But I'm used to that meaning it's a sure thing.
    O'BRIEN: Okay. Let's scrape him off the hull.

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    NOG: You want it? They're my baby horns.
    DAX: You're kidding right? Ferengi don't have...
    NOG: Have you seen any child Ferengi before?
    DAX: Oh. Umm...five strips?
    NOG: Sold.

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    Worf confesses his undying love for the ninth Dax host.

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    GARAK: I'm glad you could meet me here Quark. I have a special mission and you're the only one I trust.
    QUARK: stupidhumandoctor.com again?
    GARAK: I have some fresh Bashir quotes, and they can never be traced back to me.

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    ODO: Is Morn...vomiting latinum?
    KLINGON: Ha! I win the drinking contest!
     
  7. R. Star

    R. Star Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Thanks for the win!

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    Sisko: I don't know what we're going to do with the baby if it happens again.
    Kira & Obrien: That's not funny!

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    Bashir: A holosuite program with the pleasure goddess of Rixx?
    Dax: He'll take it.
    Bashir: But...
    Nog: Don't worry, it's an adaptive program. You can program her to look like anyone you want.
    Bashir: Anyone? Thanks Jadzia...
    Dax: Not me!
    Bashir: Why not?
    Nog: I have. Setting Nog-42, Doctor.


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    Worf: I have to play midwife to his first baby, then babysit his second. There is no end to my dishonor.

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    Quark: A type three Cardassian phaser, survival suit, rocket pack, a time wrist apparatus with a grapple and laser, and a foreign sports shuttle? What are you doing?
    Garak: It's important to maintain a high level of fashion if you want your business to excel.

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    Krax: I lost the drinking contest to this petaQ?! I am dishonored. I demand a rematch.
    Odo: I'm afraid Quark banned you from returning given how often and excessively you emptied your bowels there.
     
  8. shivkala

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    TFTW!

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    Nog: Wow, you two are horny. Get it? Oh, wait, I forgot I was talking about you, Doctor. Of course you don't get it.

    Dax: And he never will...

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    Worf: I do not understand this human trait of coddling babies. If Yoshi were a Klingon, we would throw him to the Targs. If he is a true warrior, he will survive. If not, then the Targs get a special dinner!

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    Garak: Fine, another 10 bars of gold pressed latinum if you'll keep quiet.

    Quark: A pleasure doing business with you, Garak, and enjoy the Cardassian hair gel!

    Garak: Damn it, Quark, I told you I don't want anyone to know the secret to my luscious head of Cardassian hair.

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    Klingons: Take everything we have, just shut up!
    Odo: Alright Morn, come on, we've talked about the noise complaints form your incessent yapping. We've had long talks about that particular bad habit if yours. Don't make me put you in solitary!
     
  9. Nerys Myk

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    KLINGON: Here's all the latinum I have, now please shut up!
     
  10. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Thanks Ln X!

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    Bashir: I'm barred by Human Code to tell any Ferengi what we use these things for.


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    Oh I know you didn't just discommodate me!


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    Garak: Well, my sources at Cardassian Central Command say Angry Birds Star Wars are not a Delta Quadrant species.

    Quark: Then it's not an invasion?

    Garak <shifting eyes>: No comment.


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  11. Nerys Myk

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  12. _C_

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    Odo's horrified expression when he realizes that bag contains all of Morn's Lurian sex toys...
     
  13. Smellincoffee

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    Sisko: For an ex-resistance fighter, you don't seem particlarly accomplished at deception.
    Kira: We always shot the Cardassians before they got around to asking questions!


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    Worf: A healthy boy! He will make a fine main course.
    (off Miles and Keiko suddenly choking)
    That was a joke. Klingons NEVER eat the children of their friends.


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    Quark: You want me to spike the doctor's drink?
    Garak: It's a...supplement. Vitamins. The dear doctor needs more minerals in his diet.
    ..Oh, and I'd like to reserve a holosuite for that same evening.
     
  14. Triskelion

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    Kira: By a study conducted by a male humanoid, no doubt.
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    Sisko: Good thinking, Chief.

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    Worf: A Japanese mother and Irish father? I guess that makes him...
    O'Brien: Let me save you some time. "Blended."
    Worf: I was going to say 'fortunate both parents are alive, unlike my son.'
    O'Brien: Oh no you weren't, you bloody comedian.
     
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  15. Mr. Laser Beam

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  16. bbjeg

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  17. shivkala

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    Sisko: Major, since when did you become a Hendrix fan?

    Kira: Remember when we had to travel back in time to save your sorry butt from 2024, Gabriel!

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  18. R. Star

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    Quark: Where's the new caption contest?
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  19. Mr. Laser Beam

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  20. Gil T.Azell

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