DS9 Caption Contest 79; that cringe-worthy awkward moment...

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine' started by Ln X, Aug 1, 2013.

  1. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    The contest must go on...

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    The photoshop award goes to:

    The tag caption award goes to the following:

    My congratulations to the winners, you came up with some good stuff!

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    This caption's theme is all about awkwardness.

    May the captioning commence!
     
  2. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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  3. LeadHead

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  4. Roboturner913

    Roboturner913 Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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  7. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    TFTW Ln X!

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    Thank you, Captain, this should be perfect for smashing Voles.


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  8. Nerys Myk

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  9. Bry_Sinclair

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  10. IzzyAtWarp9

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  11. IzzyAtWarp9

    IzzyAtWarp9 Commander Red Shirt

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    #Eye of the Tiger starts playing#
     
  12. Ln X

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  14. Nerys Myk

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  15. Triskelion

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  16. shivkala

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  17. Triskelion

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  18. Ln X

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  19. Triskelion

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    Your slash fic sir?
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  20. Rush Limborg

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