DS9 Caption Contest 78; Blind Faith

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  1. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    All right the next contest! There were some great entries in the last one but with DS9 you can't go wrong with captioning!

    So without further adieu...

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    (Captioner's note: Triskelion, I'm not sure what kind of drugs you're taking or whether your account has been hijacked by an ad-bot, but whatever you're doing it is working!)




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    Again those were some great entries people and congrats to the newcomers to! It's always good to see some new faces in these contests!


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    In this week's contest the theme is blind faith, explore the theme or ignore it I don't care, I want some smokin' captions from you all!

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    You know the drill people, let's get to it!
     
  2. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Quark: You’ll see -- I’ll show you -- that when the chips are down, these uh… civilized people, they’ll buy anything!


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    Odo: Old blue eyes is back...


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    Quark: Relax there is nothing to fear. If I screw up we painlessly vaporize.
    Hanok: I thought Ferengis were afraid of death?
    Quark: It's pain we mostly fear, that and destitution.


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    Bashir: No Worf, these are NOT warrior's darts!
     
  3. R. Star

    R. Star Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Thanks for the win! :)

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    Sisko: You quoted me as saying Kai Winn is a bitch.
    Jake: You really did say that, dad.

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    Quark: Odo, I'm getting sick of this fascist crap. As many times as I've been in here, you've never once gotten me a lawyer!

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    Kira: What's this place called?
    Odo: Las Vegas. I never pictured a Bajoran resistance fighter and a Founder exile spending their time here.
    Vic: The West rules the universe!

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    Hanok: I feel bad. I sold the Jem'Hadar this armor piercing warhead that was supposed to explode on impact.
    Quark: I feel bad too, I sold the Federation this ablative armor that was supposed to keep it from doing that.


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    Bashir: Strategic Operations officer?
    O'Brien: What's that even supposed to do?
    Worf: Boost your ratings.
     
  4. JirinPanthosa

    JirinPanthosa Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    SISKO: I'm putting this up on the replicator.

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    QUARK: You know if you didn't arrest me so much you might actually catch me on something actually worth prosecuting me for.

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    KIRA: I can't believe this Terran 20th century retro phase has lasted twelve years.
    ODO: I know, it's like all humans ever refer to is popular entertainment from between 1950 and 1990. It's getting kind of annoying.
    KIRA: I like their 22nd century entertainment a lot better but you never hear about it.

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    QUARK: So to answer your question, inter-species mating is kind of like that.

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    WORF: If Federation officers have no salary, how can you afford to spend all your time at a Ferengi bar?
    BASHIR: Oh, we don't pay. The senior staff has an arrangement with Quark, why do you think he gets away with everything?
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  5. Nerys Myk

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  6. shivkala

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    TFTW, Ln X!

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    Sisko: That was before I even read it!

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    Quark: I'm telling you, you'd really make a killing if you charged rent on these cells. Rule of Aquisition #9, Odo, opportunity plus instinct equals profit.

    Odo: In that case, Quark, you had better start saving up your Gold Pressed Latinum, considering all the time you spent in here.

    Quark: I was just trying to give you some advice, Odo!

    Odo: Rule of Acquisition 59, Quark, free advice is seldom cheap.

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    Kira: This evening is so wonderful, Odo, thank you!

    Vic: ♫ ♪With each word your tenderness grows, tearing my fear apart, and that laugh that wrinkles your nose♫ ♪

    Kira: Oh, no, he didn't!

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    Quark: A giant light on a missile fired in space? What is that, so it doesn't get lost? How much did that cost you? See, you have to consider that, I bet I can make non-light up missiles for half the cost.

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    Worf: Now, if you'll excuse me gentlemen...

    Worf Leaves

    Bashir: Is it just me, or did Commander Worf keep calling me Wesley? I wonder what he means by that.

    O'Brien: It's a term we used on the Enterprise to describe an annoying know-it-all.
     
  7. Triskelion

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    TFTW, Ln X! And the kind words!

    :rommie:
    The voices! The voices~!


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    Jake: You want a light bulb?
    Sisko: Zip it.
    Jake: Just sayin'. I can go replicate one right now for free.


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    Quark: Did you hear about the asteroid miner's daughter?
    Odo: No. Did she come in on the last shuttle?
    Quark: How is it you are still employed?


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    Kira: So how does your communicator work when you shapeshift?
    Odo: Zip it.

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    Alien: Think we can drill a hole peeping into Dax's shower and blame it on the torpedo?

    Quark: Way ahead of you.


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  8. IzzyAtWarp9

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    JAKE: I dunno, talking to people, playing games, everything
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    ODO: It was all a case of mistaken identity. You're free to go.
    QUARK: Because I have a legitimate alibi and I- Wait, what?
    ODO: It wasn't you; you can go.
    QUARK: You're kidding, right?


    ODO: Why not?
    KIRA: Well.... I guess most of it couldn't strictly be classed as 'legal'...

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    QUARK:... Does this belong to you?
    BEAKNOSE:... Maaaaaybeeeeee......
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  9. TommyR01D

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    After months of ignoring Jake's requests, Captain Sisko finally agreed to read his son's latest novel, and let NOTHING distract him.
     
  10. Ln X

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    Jake: Yeah that guy is a guru when it comes to social networking.
     
  11. Finn

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  12. Triskelion

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    Quark: Dax had me arrested because I stood outside her quarters holding up a boombox.

    Odo: No, she had you arrested because you were playing "Mmm Bop."


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    Odo: No, why?
    Kira: Never mind.


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    Quark: That reminds me, Space Mart is having a sale on alien anal probes.


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  13. grabthars hammer

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    Kira: It's all nice but... the whole Rom thing...
    Odo: Oh, not again! Just 'cause you betray your friends once and nearly get one executed you've gotta hear about it for months!



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    Quark: I've seen ships blown up, shot to pieces and vaporized but never one that's gotten f****d to death!


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  14. Rush Limborg

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    "Yeah...I know. But my room's got a roach problem, the Chief said he's take a look soon...and I'll be darned if I'm gonna room up with Rom. Meantime, Odo once said, and I quote, "Well, Quark...you're certainly always welcome here...."

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    Somewhere...waiting for me...
    My lover stands on--golden SANDS...
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    That go sail...in'....

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    Worf: Why?

    O'Brien: You don't want to damage the board.

    Worf: And don't you do this every time the needle penetrates?

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    Worf: Good.
     
  15. Triskelion

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    Worf: And then she had to go to Yemen?
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    Worf: Is that when future Ross met someone in the airport and told them a story about some girl?
    Jules: No! That was Doogie Howser's friend Ted!
    Miles: Oh - you mean the future Ted who said "I see your bridge and I raise you three bridges."
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  16. Mistral

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  17. Ln X

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    The next contest will be up this Thursday.
     
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    Worf: Ah, yes. Data informed me that you helped him activate his dreaming program.

    Bashir: That's right.

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  19. Ln X

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