DS9 Caption Contest 76; An awkward situation

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine' started by Ln X, May 4, 2013.

  1. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Thanks a lot to all who participated in the last contest! Now, our winners from the last contest are;

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    Congratulations to the winners!

    And now the next five pictures just waiting to be captioned!

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    Have fun!
     
  2. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    JAKE: Laugh all you want, but I payed good money for that candy bar and I'm gonna get it!

    NOG: A very Ferengi sentiment. Should I contact the Chief or the Doctor about freeing your hand?
     
  3. Ln X

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    Bashir: And why do you want to interrogate me again?
    Sloan: Well doctor you lied about your genetic alterations, you consort with ex-Obsidian Order spies, you have disturbing fantasies which you play out in your holosuite programs, you were replaced by a shapeshifter and might still be a shapeshifter and finally you worked with the Jem'Hadar. It's people like you which keep me awake all night.


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    Nog: You don't have a clue what you're doing.
    Jake: Relax this is a Starfleet ship, they're user friendly!


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    Dukat: When you have the money, then you have the power. And when you have the power, then you get the women.


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    Could everyone please step away from the Vorta person...


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    Martok: With every meeting we Klingons perform the ritual of blood-letting, a true test of our courage and resilience to pain. Woe to anyone who flinches!
     
  4. R. Star

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    Thanks for the win! :)


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    Bashir: What's up with those outfits? You look like cheap Gestapo knockoffs.
    Sloan: It was the only thing we could buy in bulk at that Hollywood prop outlet.

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    Jake: Don't worry, Chief O'brien showed me how to hotwire a runabout. We'll be on our way to Risa before you know it.

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    Dukat: Yes, Commander. It also doubles as a sex toy. We Cardassians waste nothing.

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    Eris: What are you looking at?
    Odo: Even my hair doesn't look that bad.

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    Martok Changeling: (thinking) Stupid solids. I'll have them running blood tests for months thinking it will detect us.
     
  5. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    DUKAT: I don't always drink kanar...
     
  6. shivkala

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    Thanks for the win, Ln X!

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    I'm afraid I need to take a leave of absence from tormenting our good doctor here, my agent called, they need me to play the President of the United States.

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    Jake: Duct Tape?

    Nog: The Chief says it's how he fixes most of the problems around here.

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    Dukat: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a war with Romulans" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Cardassian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...

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    That awkward moment when the crew thought Eris said "Horta."

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    Upon seeing his blood turn goldish, indicating he's a changeling, the Martok Changeling exclaimed, "Huh, it's never done that before..."
     
  7. JirinPanthosa

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    BASHIR: My God. There is no section 31. You're that Roswell-looking alien kid who kidnapped William Riker!
    SLOANE: I don't have any other hobbies.

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    NOG: Jake, I thought you brought me here to show me HUMON drugs.
    JAKE: I did. Somebody found my stash!
    (Odo materializes from the control panel)

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    SISKO: This isn't Cardassian fruit at all. It's human fruit painted exotic colors.
    DUKAT: Interesting that your precious Prophets didn't warn you!

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    ERIS: Thank you for the haircut. Who is this 'Chris Rock'?

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    KIRA: Does every Klingon ritual involve cutting yourself?
    MARTOK: No. Some of them involve burning yourself.
     
  8. Wintermute

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    TFTW Ln X!

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    Bashir: Section 31 gets a ten percent discount at Supercuts? I'm in.


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    Jake:
    See? All you do is cross the wires until it starts.
    Nog: You mean the electroplasma.
    Jake: I thought I smelled bacon.
     
  9. Finngle Bells

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    Sisko: (OS) What are those?

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    Worf: (OS) *wets pants*
     
  10. Vulcan Logician

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    Dukat: If you're going to sleep with Kai Winn, the first thing you need is kanar. LOTS of kanar.
     
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  11. BennyRussel

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  12. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    BASHIER: Are you guys Evil Dentists or something?
     
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  14. TommyR01D

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    "Why are you showing me a bar?"
    "Because it's time you learned the true reason we wear leather, Doctor."
     
  15. Mistral

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  17. Santa Garrus

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    Sloan: (thinking) I'm really not a very good covert agent. I always explain everything to everybody.

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    Jake: And now, with the Age verifying software offline, we can take this runabout to Risa!


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    Dukat: Ah, join me at my table.
    Sisko: No.
    Kira: No.
    Worf: No.
    Odo: No.
    O'Brien: No.
    Dax: No.
    Bashir: No.
    Quark: No.
    Jake: No.
    Nog: No.
    Rom: No.
    Leeta: No.
    Martok: No.
    Weyoun: No.
    Damar: No.
    Dukat: Wow. Tough room.


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    Besides their telekinesis, the extreme body odor of Vorta was also never referenced again in DS9.


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    Sisko: You'll poke your eye out with that thing!
     
  18. Finngle Bells

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  19. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    SISKO: That's not what we mean by "splitting the check".
     
  20. Wintermute

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    ^ Snort :rommie:

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    Martok: I will leave his tip.