DS9 Caption Contest 75; Bribery

Discussion in 'Deep Space Nine' started by Ln X, Apr 27, 2013.

  1. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Ugh life got in the way of these contests and I felt pretty awful in these last few weeks, so awful I even went off Star Trek. But things are picking up now, so I can finally get on with these contests. Sorry for the delays and curse photobucket for its bandwidth limits!

    But enough of that!

    Looking through what you guys captioned took my breath away! Some really raw stuff and LOL moments, so good work! You certainly brought a smile to my face!



    Our winners from last contest are;

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    The special award...

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    Congratulations to the winners!

    Here are the next batch of pictures waiting to be captioned, and keep up with the great jokes and laughs! :bolian:

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  2. Finn

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    I cannot see your pictures
     
  3. Ln X

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    That's strange, everything is okay on my end. I'll get onto it.
     
  4. Captain Kathryn

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    Yeah they aren't showing for me either. If you want me to host again, let me know.
     
  5. Captain Kathryn

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    Nevermind I see them now haha.
     
  6. Ln X

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    I've uploaded the pictures via ImageShack, that should do it hopefully!
     
  7. Nerys Myk

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    SISKO: Do you actually ever do any tailoring?

    GARAK: Nope, I can't even sew.

    SISKO: Thought as much.

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    SISKO: Someday we'll have the technology to link a hand held to a desktop.
     
  8. R. Star

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    Quark: So I have to fight the huge snarling Klingon to the death.... no problem.... why am I doing it?
    Grilka: Because if you do.... I might return for another episode... and who knows what might happen?
    Quark: You mean I'm not getting any THIS episode?!! Argh! Rom, you're stepping in for me!

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    Kira(on com): Captain... Gul Dukat's hailing us again... he's quite upset. He's threatening to declare war if you don't respond.
    Sisko: I told you! I'm busy!
    Kira(on com): Yes, sir.
    Sisko: (muttering) This Angry Birds level is impossible!

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    Ross: Challenge accepted.
    Bashir: Excellent, I'll replicator the ancient quarter.
    Creetak: A game called Quarters? This should be fascinating to watch.

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    O'brien: Why the sudden urge to start a weekly poker game?
    Worf: I'm hoping it will stop Jadzia from playing tongo with the Ferengi.
    O'brien: Actually, she invited him to tomorrow's game.
    Worf: -growl-

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    Garak: No Captain, I'm afraid I don't have any "gangsta clothes."
     
  9. Nerys Myk

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    ROSS: Here's mud in your eye.

    BASHIR: Down the hatch!

    CREETAK: I hope its not poison!

    ROSS: Huh?

    CREETAK: What? It's a popular Romulan toast!
     
  10. Mr. Laser Beam

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  11. Finn

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  12. T'Girl

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  13. R. Star

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    Ouch! Poor Quark.
     
  14. Third Nacelle

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    GARAK: So this girlfriend in Canada you're sending lingerie to, you say she's about the same size as.... you?
     
  15. Triskelion

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    Thanks for the wins, Ln X! Woo hoo!

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  16. shivkala

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    Quark: Where the hell is an energy whip when you need one?

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    Even in the 24th Century people still sit right in front of their desktop and play on their tablets.

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    Bashir: Ah, Admiral Ross, come to see if Romulan Ale will cure you of the stick up your ass?

    Ross: Typical, Doctor. One sip and suddenly you're filled with liquid courage.

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    O'Brien: I bet you can't hock a loogie and land it on Quark there.

    Worf: Challenge accepted!

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    Sisko: Garak, there's something that's bothered me about you over the years...

    Garak: Is this about my past again? Captain, I assure you, I'm just a humble tailor, everything else you've heard, well I can't be responsible for people's imaginations running away with them...

    Sisko: Yes, but that's just it. Who the Hell would decide, after seeing your fashion sense, that they wanted you to design an outfit for them?
     
  17. Ln X

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    A new contest will be up tomorrow!
     
  18. Mr. Laser Beam

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  19. Ln X

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