DS9 Caption Contest 74; Debauchery and Mischief...

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  1. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Thanks a lot to all who participate in these contests, I love DS9 caption contests above all the rest (passionate 9er) and DS9 is a series which is ripe for the never-ending, bottomless depths of captioning humour... So keep it up guys and special thanks to LeadHead who started it all!

    With that said our winners are from the last contest...

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    Straw problems...

    For your cheekiness you shall be rewarded...

    Antiquated sets...

    The 'always bound together' award goes to:

    Baldness ain't cool in the 24th century...

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    Our special award goes to...

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    Some double-captioning action...

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    This week's theme is the title of this contest itself!

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    The next contest will take place on the 18th of March, so until let 'er rip!
     
  2. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Jadzia: I'll show you places you've never seen before, places beyond the wild imaginings of your carnal desires...
    Quark: <gulps>

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    Bashir: What's with the fog?
    Odo: It was a dare of the colonel's; she wanted me to make a dramatic entrance both generating fog and holding my humanoid form...

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    Odo: I always wondered when those two would make their move.
    Quark: Such are the delights of Dabo girls...

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    O'Brien: In case you're wondering Keiko this isn't what it looks!

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    Sisko: Never in all my life have I heard such stories about such decadence upon my station!
     
  3. Deranged Nasat

    Deranged Nasat Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Teacher (offscreen): "Now, class. We're very lucky to have two actual members of the Klingon Nobility here with us today, to act out a short scenario for our Klingon sex education course. Class, please welcome Quark (of the former House of Quark) and Jadzia Dax (of the House of Martok)!"

    Quark ("acting"): "Gee, K'Suzie, let's park our glorious attack fighter at the makeout point and take my bat'leth for a spin!"

    Dax: "PETA'Q! You dishonour me by neglecting to use a condom!"

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    Odo: "Gentlemen, you're under arrest".

    O'Brien: "What the hell for?"

    Odo: "Under station law, making swirls in the Fog of Laas constitutes physical assault".

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    Sisko: "You cannot be dismissed until the second hand reaches twelve. Such is the rule on my station, doctor, and everyone must follow the rules at all times, or else I become displeased. The second hand has passed 10, but it is not yet on 12...Doctor, stop your fidgeting!".

    Kira: "I hate it when he's in these intense, obsessive moods. Can't he go build an alien clock or an ancient sailboat or something?"
     
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  4. Riker's Libido

    Riker's Libido Lieutenant Junior Grade

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    O'Brien: No you wench, I'm using enough lube. You need to breathe and relax. You're tighter than a Jeffrey's Tube.
     
  5. _C_

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    Odo: Yes, about that. The Undertaker couldn't make his appearance on WWE RAW, so I'm practicing for when I have to fill in for him.

    Quark: *Whistles* Check out the lobes on that one.
    Odo: Ugh, you're so perverted. But her tentacles are sure nice, aren't they?
    Quark: Odo!
     
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  6. _C_

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    Oh FFFFFFF that one made me choke on my cereal! :guffaw:
     
  7. Riker's Libido

    Riker's Libido Lieutenant Junior Grade

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    lol thanks. :borg:
     
  8. Nerys Myk

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    ODO: Beastly weather Doctor. But the game is afoot. We are needed at the Yard!

    O'BRIEN: Bloody, hell. It was bad enough when the android did it.
     
  9. Riker's Libido

    Riker's Libido Lieutenant Junior Grade

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    ... that time Snoop Dogg guested on DS9.

    Odo: What is that pungent smell?

    Snoop: *off camera* LA-DI-DA-DI-DA IT'S THE MUTHAF*CKIN' D-O-DOUBLE-G!
     
  10. Riker's Libido

    Riker's Libido Lieutenant Junior Grade

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    *Sisko dipping out smoothly after releasing a silent yet heinous fart.*
     
  11. _C_

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    Dax: Quark, let's get one thing straight. If you want to sing Klingon operas with me, just remember that I'm the soprano here, not you.

    Sisko: And that's how I got my swag.
    Kira: We know.
    Bashir: You tell us every day.
    Odo: I'd like to learn more about 'swag.' *eyes Kira*
     
  12. DeepSpaceWine

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    Dax: "Look, Quark. If you want me to be 'your ho' on this mission, we are going to have to lay down some ground rules."
    Quark: "But I thought pimps were the ones calling the shots."
    Dax: "Not this time, Quark. Underneath this fur is black leather and I have a whip and I can use it better than any Ferengi ever could."

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    O'Brien: "What's with this?"
    Odo: "We're having a crossover with Babylon 5. Environmental controls have been modified to accomodate the Vorlons."

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    Kira & Miles roleplay "The Intendant and Smiley".

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    Sisko: "You all know why you're here."
    Kira: "Is this matter really so serious to warrant calling us all together?"
    Bashir: "What is this, an Inquisition?"
    Odo: "Not now, Doctor."
    Sisko: "Never did I think I would see the day when I would be ashamed by the conduct of my officers."
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    Sisko: "ONE OF YOU STOLE MY COOKIES!!"
     
  13. Bry_Sinclair

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    Dax: You must train your mate to do whatever you so desire. [looks down] Worf, I tire of your efforts. Pleasure the Ferengi.

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    O'Brien: Odo, what the hell is all this?
    Odo: Eh...this is how Changellings...um...expel themselves.
    Bashir: [looks around] You mean we're walking through your--
    Odo: Yes Doctor. Be careful, Kira will be somewhere among it.

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    Odo: Nerys, I love it when you put your finger in there.
    Quark: You're not the only one.
    Odo: QUARK!!!!

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    Kira: Miles, I keep telling you! You're not a ventriloquist and I'm not your dummy!

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    Sisko: Does my bum look big in this?
     
  14. Triskelion

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    Dax: I'd rather kiss a targ!
    Quark: That can be arranged.

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    Holy hell, Odo, how long have you been holding that in?
    About five minutes, why?


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    Odo: Now that's a set of getaway sticks.
    Quark: Nice stems, doll.
    Worf: I'm a warrior, dammit!

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    Miles: Feels like - launching a class 1 probe in the wormhole.
    Kira: Class 9 buoy, more like.


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    Sisko: - and when I turn back around I want to see my Best Captain in the Universe mug back on the table, no questions asked.
    Odo: Not likely. I was the mug, moron! And you took me into the crapper!
     
  15. shivkala

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    Thanks for picking my caption, Ln X!

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    Dax: See that behind you? Those are the bloody remains of the last Ferengi who sexually harassed me.

    Quark: I thought you liked it!

    Dax: I changed my mind!

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    O'Brien: Damn it, Odo, I thought Batman would emerge from that smoke!

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    Only seeing Worf be made fun of could unite these two long-time foes.

    Keiko: Too bad, I was kind of getting turned on!

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    Alexander El Fadil: How long did the director say we are supposed to stay here?

    Avery Brooks: Apparently, a while. The producers claim they spent a lot of money on this part of my office set and we barely use it, so they want to get their money's worth out of it.
     
  16. JirinPanthosa

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    DAX: You finally wore me down Quark. I want to make love.
    QUARK: You do? ...5 strips.
    DAX: ...Seriously?

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    ODO: You automatically assume the mist is a changeling? That is SO RACIST!

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    Odo and Quark are the finalists in the station's annual 'Smug look' competition.

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    Smiley likes to take secret vacations to the prime universe.

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    BASHIR: Sisko has been standing there looking serious for five minutes. Should we leave?
    KIRA: The prophets are telling him something. We need to just wait.
    BASHIR: The first time it was cute, now it's just annoying!
     
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  17. Finn

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    Sisko: What made you decide to let us know that you are genetically engineered.

    Bashir: It all started when I played that NX-01 holonovel where Archer fought the augments... T'Pol died...right?
     
  18. Nerys Myk

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    KIRA: Do you like your right hand?

    O'BRIEN: Yes.

    KIRA: Would you like to keep it?

    O'BRIEN: Yes.

    KIRA: Then get it off my ass!!!!!!!!!
     
  19. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Due to issues with Photobucket and bandwidth limits the next contest will be delayed by at least a couple of days. I've already contacted LeadHead for advice and if the worst comes to the worst I'll use Flickr as a temporary solution.

    I apologise for the inconvenience.

    It's this menace which is giving me problems...

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  20. R. Star

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    Yeah... nothing makes me want to spend money like my pictures suddenly getting yanked without notice.
     

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