DS9 Caption Contest 73: Where the corridors have no name...

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine' started by Ln X, Feb 25, 2013.

  1. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Another day another caption contest, and thanks to all who participated...

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    Our special award goes to...

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    Our photoshop winner is...

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    Here are the pictures to be captioned...

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    The next contest will take place on the 4th of March.
     
  2. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Quark: You don't drink, eat or fornicate... What about gambling? (silence...) I thought not.

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    Worf: Several lifetime's of memories and you still read with your fingers...
    Dax: Several months into this relationship and you still can't stop belittling me...

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    Quark: Have you ever heard of downtime chief?
    O'Brien: Huh?

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    Kira being serviced...

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    Sisko: This is pretty serious, your once private video Dax has now gone viral and you've been sent an invite to the galactic Playboy Mansion...
    Dax: Oh the shame.
    O'Brien: Still good to watch- I mean, yeah it's disgraceful.
     
  3. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

    Happy Xmas (War Is Over) Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    DAX: What can I say, you wind up dating a lot of people as a co-joined Trill.
     
  4. The Laughing Vulcan

    The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Admiral

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    Thanks for the win...

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    Kira: "A massage and a colonic? How is that possible?"
    Odo: "Harumph!"
    Kira: "Odo, is that you? Ewww! Don't stop... but ewww!
     
  5. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Quark: The Rigelian Lobster? Someone's putting out tonight.


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    Dax: Sorry Worf, looks like they're going with Kira for the part of Annie.

    Worf: yIn vIq 'Igh San! It's a hard luck life!

    Dax: Better, I suppose, in the original Klingon?


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    Quark: Why no, I can't imagine how waste reclamation got rerouted into the food replicators. I've been too busy polishing my empty tip jar.


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    Do you want the happy ending, Major?
    Yes please.
    <Odo leaves>.
    Ahhhh.


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    Dax: So you see, there's no adjusting the Cardassian humidity levels. I'm afraid we're all going to have bad hair days for the foreseeable future.

    O'Brien: At least we won't have to put up with the glare from aurora baldyalis like on the Enterprise bridge.

    Sisko: Hmmm....
     
  6. _C_

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  7. JirinPanthosa

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    FIRST: Are you drunk, Second?
    SECOND: My orders do not include not getting drunk.
    FIRST: We don't even drink!
    SECOND: We don't have to drink. Big difference.
    FIRST: Quark! Two kinars.

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    DAX: You rated Trills only a 7?!
    WORF: That is quite a high rating. I only rated Betazoids a 4.

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    QUARK: Is that really what the station's wiring looks like?
    O'BRIEN: No. This week we're trading sets with a 1960s B-movie.

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    The female changeling enjoyed the solid's version of intimacy more than she led on.

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    Sisko and Kira manage to keep looking earnest while Dax shows them the Klingon romance holonovel she wrote where she's the Klingon main character. O'Brien in the background starts to giggle.
     
  8. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

    Happy Xmas (War Is Over) Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    O'BRIEN: I'm really more of a Warp Field Specialist.

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    ODO: Perfect, no one will ever know I accidentally killed the Major. Now I just need an excuse as to why we're always together.
     
  9. shivkala

    shivkala Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    TFTW, Ln X!

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    First: I don't always stop at Quark's, but when I do, it's to taunt the Ferengi by just sitting here, not ordering anything.

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    Dax: Damn it! Ln X didn't pick any of my captions, again!

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    Quark: Do you mind repeating that without all the technobabble?

    O'Brien: Fine. The thingie that makes the other thingie work broke.

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    Odo: *to himself* Sensual massage! I am so in with Nerys!

    Kira: Oh Odo, that feels great, it's so nice to have a friend like you.

    Odo: *to himself* Damn it!

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    Dax: And that concludes my briefing on the astrophysics of the worm...damn it Benjamin, are you falling asleep during my debriefing, again?
     
  10. DeepSpaceWine

    DeepSpaceWine Commander Red Shirt

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    Quark: "Uhh... Gentlemen. That's not how we use straws."


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    Worf: "Jadzia. That is not a touchscreen."
    Jadzia: "Well, Worf, at least it provides me more tactile stimulation than you do."

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    Quark: "The bar's internet has been down for hours, Chief. When are you going to have it fixed?"
    O'Brien: "It's not as easy as you think, Quark. It's not a big freighter; it's a series of tubes."
    (looks distracted)
    O'Brien: "I think I have the red tubes and blue tubes crossed..."

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    Little does Kira know Odo has spotted her ruse- she's a Bluegill (the aliens from "Conspiracy").


    (sorry, forgot to leave a little blank space at the bottom for the next entry)
    Odo's sex tape proves to be a bigger hit than the Kardashian or Paris hilton sex tape. Dax seems the least surprised though...

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  11. Triskelion

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    We'd like Slippery Nipples.
    On the rocks?
    No, our suits chafe the hell out of us.
     
  12. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

    Happy Xmas (War Is Over) Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    SISKO: Dax, post something and get this back on page one.
     
  13. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    O'Brien: Cardassian caption contests?
    Dax: The punch lines all involve capital punishment.
    Sisko: This Running Dukat meme is pretty funny.
     
  14. Riker's Libido

    Riker's Libido Lieutenant Junior Grade

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    Odo: Fart for me, Major.

    *long drawn out fart*

    Odo: Fascinating.
     
  15. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    A new contest will be up tomorrow.
     
  16. Riker's Libido

    Riker's Libido Lieutenant Junior Grade

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    Yay! :) :) Thanks Ln X!
     
  17. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Due to Adobe Flash Player 11.6 giving me serious problems the next contest will have to be delayed by up to a day...
     
  18. Triskelion

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    Dax: Here's your problem.
    Sisko: Adobe Flash Player 11.6?
    Dax: Yes. That, and viruses from downloading teraquads of hard core porn.
    O'Brien: <whistles and walks away>
     
  19. LeadHead

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    Quark always had a hard time having conversations with Extras.

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    Dax: I made the Cheerleading Team!



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    O'Brien: Sorry Quark, it wouldn't take so long to fix everything if only somebody hadn't installed all of these tubes yesterday!

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    Odo: So, can we do the weekly Criminal Activities Meeting in private from now on?

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    SiskoL Major, we thought you should see this, Bareil's Spacebook martial status went from "In a relationship" to "It's Complicated."
     
  20. T'Girl

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    Odo: "And who's Ruby?"

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