DS9 Caption Contest 71; Cleaning up the Mess

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  1. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Sorry for the slight delay, anyway the winners are...

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    Our special award goes to...

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    I also noticed this...


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    Won't hold me back from these contests, though I think skateboarding is pretty much dead in the 24th centruy!


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    To the winners may you bask in your glory!

    This week the theme is 'cleaning up the mess' -- all interpretations are welcome -- and the pictures to be captioned are:


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    The next contest will take place on the 11th of February.

    Enjoy!
     
  2. Ln X

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    Sisko: Heave! If we're caught with these Risian horgans we're all dead men!

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    Quark: Inflatable Dabo girls? Hmm...

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    The Promenade after a night-long party...

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    The senior staff always tired of Keiko's never-ending attempts to prove her husband's unfaithfulness...

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    Bashir: Miles I know this was an orgy but why did we have to kill everyone?
    O'Brien: Oh I forgot to tell you, we're actually involved in a Starfleet Intelligence mission.
     
  3. shivkala

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    Thanks for the win! I will continue to bask in my glory!

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    O'Brien: You know, it's always the way. A friend needs to move, tells you that they don't have that much stuff, that it's a walk-up, that you'll be done by noon, the latest, and here it is, 8 p.m. and you're lugging their crap up stairs, while they "supervise" from the sidelines. This the absolute last time I agree to help Dax move!

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    Quark: Well, it took until the 24th century, but they finally put DS9 on Blu-Ray.

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    The Promonade always looked like this after the Yankees won the Galactic Series. Surprisingly, Odo never quite figured out who caused it, despite Sisko's Yankee's cap that he'd wear for a straight month after the team won.

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    Keiko: Uh, I can explain that. You see, I meant to type in "YouTube," but I must have typed in "YouPorn" by accident.

    Dax: Then why does it show you accessed enough videos to crash the station's server last night?

    Keiko: Uh, Miles did it!

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    Bashir: This isn't quite how I remember the Alamo, based on what I learned in school...
     
  4. Deranged Nasat

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    Jake: "I hate Occupation Re-enactment Day".

    O'Brien: "Next year I want to be a Cardassian for once. I swear someone's rigged these things".

    Sisko: "Being Bajoran builds character! Embrace it!"

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    (Five seconds earlier)

    Quark: "Computer. Calculate the current extent of my debt".

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    Quark: "I see..."

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    Bashir: "Miles. Why is it every time I pop outside to get a coke from the vending machine, I return to find everyone dead and you holding a smoking rifle?"

    O'Brien: "Did you get the coke?"

    Bashir: "Yes".

    O'Brien: "Then what's the problem?"
     
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  5. Richard III

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    Bashir "I see Keiko has been cooking again."

    O'Brien "Bollocks!"
     
  6. Tosk

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  7. Deranged Nasat

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    :lol: Brilliant, Tosk!
     
  8. Nerys Myk

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    O'BRIEN: This is the last time I help you move!
     
  9. Thor Damar

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    'Today begins the glorious reign of the August Majesty that is Empress Sato V! All will kneel in horror and obey'

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    'And this is what happens when an Irishman and an Englishman enter a bar...ya gobshites!'

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    Quark was less than impressed with the Gates of Hell when he performed the ritual to sell someone's else's soul to achieve a brisk fourth quarterly profit...
     
  10. Bry_Sinclair

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    Quark: So this is where the Borg baby from Voyager went!

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    Bashir: Wait. How did we get Jem'Hadar weapons before we'd ever made contact with the Dominion?
     
  11. Nerys Myk

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    DAX: I thought O'Brien was at a seminar on Earth.

    KIRA: He is, Keiko just can't start the day without bitching at him.
     
  12. Ln X

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    Where the hell is the face-hugger smiley? :evil:
     
  13. Triskelion

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    TFTW Ln X! :)

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    Dax: I'm beginning to think Bajor was better off with the Cardies.

    Kira: Hey! Only Chief O'Brien is allowed to say that.
     
  14. Triskelion

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    Crap, I forgot the fabric softener.
     
  15. Triskelion

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    O'Brien: At last, the station is secure from illegal immigrants.
    Bashir:
    Um, we need a new kitchen staff.
    O'Brien: Well don't look at me! I've got a plastic model of the Alamo to defend.
    Bashir: I could really go for some taquitos.
     
  16. LeadHead

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    Thanks for the win! :bolian:

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    Sisko: Jake, next time we're hiring professional movers!


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    Quark: Nog?

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    49er fans were not kind to the promenade after the superbowl.

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    Keiko: Yes, Cardassian Warship Commander, I am now in Command of this station!

    Kira: We are so screwed...


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    O'Brien: You saw them, they came at me first!

    Bashir: They were unarmed and were offering us coffee!
     
  17. Triskelion

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    Keiko: How do we get the clothes so clean? Ancient Japanese secret.
    Kira: It's Tide.

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    Quark: Rom! Rom! Come take a look at this!
    Rom: Oh just flush it already!

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    O'Brien: The outer hatch is open as ordered, sir!
    Sisko:
    In the future Chief warn us before you let one rip!
    Jake: Worth it!
     
  18. TommyR01D

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    Bashir: Has Keiko been cooking again?
     
  19. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    A new contest will be up in a few hours time!
     
  20. Ln X

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    A new contest is right this way!