DS9 Caption Contest 70; Obfuscation

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine' started by Ln X, Jan 28, 2013.

  1. Melakon

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    Bashir: Miles, you're my friend, and I'm your Doctor. What's wrong?
    O'Brien: I'm not sure. I mean-- you know that new Ferengi waiter over there?
    Dabo Girl: Frak?
    O'Brien: Yeah, him.
    Bashir: Yes?
    O'Brien: ...He asked if he could give me oo-mox.
    Dabo Girl: Frak?
    O'Brien: Yeah.
    Bashir: What did you say?
    O'Brien: What, are you kidding? I told him I'm married! And then he said he understood, his hand brushed my ear, and I don't remember anything else.
     
  2. Wintermute

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    Weyoun: Jake, must registered sex offenders disclose themselves in Federation jurisdictions?

    Jake: Yes. Why?

    Weyoun: Just thinking about my Halloween costume.
     
  3. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    O'BRIEN: Can I sleep at your place tonight?

    BASHIR: Fight with Keiko?

    O'BRIEN: Yeh, she thinks you and I spend too much time together.
     
  4. Isis

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    Kira: "Hey, could we get Chinese today? I'm tired of pizza."



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    O'Brien (to self): "Maybe I took the transfer a little too quickly. Guinan and Crusher never treated me like this."



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    Odo: "Solids are so primitive." < brief pause > "A couple are right behind me, aren't they?"



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    Bashir: "How do you like this 'Operating on the Human Brain for Fun and Profit' course that I'm giving?"

    Sisko: "It seems to be too difficult for me."

    Bashir: "Don't be silly. It's not like it's brain surgery." <brief pause> "Whoops--sorry, it is brain surgery. I'll see if I can find some decent Cliff notes for you."
     
  5. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    DAX: Relax boys, this is about as "Sexy" as it's going to get for me and the Major.
     
  6. Wintermute

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    O'Brien: This is the girl who agreed to the three-way. Now we just need to find two more and we'll see quite a show, eh what!

    Bashir: For this I got a wax?
     
  7. Ln X

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    The next contest will be up this Tuesday due to coming back late from a trip to Leeds skatepark (the Works), it's like 23:00 in England and I need some sleep!
     
  8. Wintermute

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    Dax: If we had a skate park, Captain, we might keep Ln X from staying out too late.
    Kira: Worked for the Cardassian labor camps, sir.
     
  9. Ln X

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